Happy Friday and welcome to this week's installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha! For those of you who are just joining the party here at Daddy Likey, DSYC is a recurring feature in which readers send in examples of the not-wearing-pants-when-they-are-clearly-necessary trend.
Please feel free to click here to read the humble beginnings of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, or just read on and you'll surely get the gist of it.
Let's kick things off with the most elegant and classy brand in all of fashion, Ed Hardy:
Reader Chrisanthi explains: Notice the blonde girl trying to hold down the brunette's chocha-skimming "dress" from being blown away... the girl with the hairdryer must be trying to drawn the attention away from her complete box shot.
Speaking of class and elegance:
Says Courtney: Though this particular choch-offense isn't especially short, the placement of the design gives me great concern.
Here's an elegant space age DSYC moment:
Says Brooke: This gal is just looking for trouble!
Love this one from reader Flavia:
You might call this a "tour de chocha."
Minona (oh my god, best name ever) sent in this fairly cute, really short dress from Asos:
This would be a perfectly fine chocha submission on its own, but as Minona said, "you have to go to the website and view the catwalk video, if you dare." Watching the model try to spin around glamorously while tugging her dress down to cover her butt is both stressful and delightful.
Here's a priceless chocha trifecta from Emma:
I found this picture of an ad campaign for Alexander Wang disturbing. The model's body language pretty much speaks for itself!
Here's a near sent in by lovely reader Bojana:
Entertainment Weekly captioned this dress as a 'youthful Rafael Cennamo mini.' Youthful here meaning 'chocha-licious.'
Here's a great Glee chocha (glocha?) from Jessica:
While I do love Glee, I think we can agree that Lea Michele is not super thrilled to have to appear in Elle in such a chocha-tastic ensemble.
Some of my favorite DSYC submissions are the ones that are clearly labeled as "dresses" while showing the model's entire crotch:
My other favorite DSYC submissions are the ones that are clearly labeled "nun's habit" while showing the model's entire crotch:
Aaaannnnd I think we should end with the slutty nun. Yep, definitely.
Spot a chocha? Send it in! firstname.lastname@example.org