Daddy Likey: High Fashion Haiku

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

High Fashion Haiku

I'm not sure I could
wear a pair of shoes that have
better hair than me.

Well-coifed booties, $998.95 (plus the cost of haircuts), zappos.com

8 comments:

Rachel said...: damn, I want those. Those are way better than my deer shoes. Too bad I can't walk in heels. If only shoes were more like tripods, then I could do the height.; 11:15 AM
Flashy_Shades said...: what occasion would these sherpa shoes be appropriate for?; 11:55 AM
Anonymous said...: LOL. Trust me your hair is nicer than that of the boots. However, I would not recommend spending $998.95 on shoes that you have to groom...; 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...: That hair reminds me of David Bowie in Labrintyh. Not really a good look for inanimate objects.; 1:25 PM
Emma said...: Winona? Can I leave a really lame, gushing comment for a moment? Okay, thanks. I'll leave this comment and then we'll just go back to the facade of me being the supercool untouchable blogger. If you've stopped choking on your laughter, I'll continue.
Of all the 5 jillion blogs I have linked, I think this is, if not my favorite one, at LEAST top 5. You could write a toilet catalog and it would be hilarious.
Okay, I'm done being your little stalker now.
Ciao, Roma!; 9:43 PM
daddylikeyblog said...: Rachel--
Please invent tripod shoes. You have some time before school starts, so get to it!

Flashy Shades--
Yeah, I'm not quite sure about that. Maybe at a Yeti-themed party? Maybe as the world's most expensive gag gift for a recent beauty school grad, with a card that says, "Don't make anyone look like this, and you'll be fine"?

Anonymous--
Thank you so much for your faith in my hair! The grooming part might be a selling point though. Remember those giant barbie heads that came on a stand with a brush and a crimper, and they cost way more than regular barbies? Kinda like that.

Shelby--
You just gave me the biggest urge to watch The Labyrinth, oh my god. You're so right though--only David Bowie can pull this off.

Emma--
That was the best compliment ever, thank you! It means way more coming from such a supercool, untouchable blogger (I saw your comment on Ambika's blog today that started with "EEEEK," so the jig is up). You are just as hilarious, my dear, and if we don't become friends and co-write a toilet catalog together someday, I will not consider my life well-lived.; 9:57 PM
madhu said...: Wow. Very unique and gorgeous shoe.

I would have gone for it, if I would seen this shoe before.

I just purchased
heels shoes from shoedeals4u.com, so my next purchase will be these shoes.; 3:23 PM
Unknown said...: "That hair reminds me of David Bowie in Labrintyh."

shelby i was totally thinking that! basically the best movie EVER.; 8:50 AM

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