Friday, January 04, 2008

My Subconscious Is Way Cooler Than I Am

Do you ever dream that you're at a really cool party hanging out with Agathe from Style Bytes and you're totally on and you're both laughing it up and drinking champagne and repeatedly complimenting each other's outfits because of course you both look AMAZING and then Robert Downey Jr. offers you a jelly donut and you're like, "Why thank you, Robert, this is delicious," and he's like, "YOU are delicious, dollface," and just when you and Agathe and Robert decide to go dancing with Queen Michelle, you wake up in your Oregon apartment, eat some oatmeal, watch two episodes of Home Improvement, and think, "Wow, this is anticlimactic."?

No? Yeah, me neither...

17 comments:

WendyB said...

Were you spying on me last night? Because that was my evening. But that's typical for me. You should come to some of the George Clooney/Susie Bubble/CSI:Miami soirees.

Stephanie said...

Every freaking night, of course.

daddylikeyblog said...

Psh, I only go to parties with the CSI Las Vegas crew. Wendy Brandes=loser.

Henry said...

Hey did you ever see that episode where Tim Allen is trying to fix something, but he gives his tools "more power" and they go hilariously awry?

Yeah, me neither.

Kori said...

I think we basically share a dreamlife.

ONEDIA said...

Robert Downey? Did I miss something? Did rehab finally work for him? I must be older or more out of it than I thought.

O.

Princess Poochie said...

Sadly, I dream about work and then wake up and have to actually GO to work.

Now that sucks!
Luv
Poochie

WendyB said...

Tell Gil Grissom I love him and I know we are meant to be together and that restraining order thing is bullshit!

Lesley Denford said...

You are freakin' hilarious, Miss Winona! I would be sad too if I had oatmeal and Home Improvement instead of a jelly donut and Robert Downey Jr. :D

Heather said...

This is totally strange, but I dreamed I was at a party with someone who looked like Agathe from Style Bytes and she kept trying to feed me food/ wine and even in my sleep I knew I had to deny her because I was getting my wisdom teeth out this morning...

I need to stop surfing the internet before bed.

jill said...

wow i truly wish my subconscious would fixate itself on such fabulous things. having viewed the ring recently, my subconscious is trying to convince me that the creepy little girl will be attacking me in a week.

Queen Michelle said...

That wasn't a dream Lady W, that wasn't a dream. We P.A.R.T.I.E.D!

megu-chan said...

oh yeah except mine often goes: Winona from Daddy Likey (naturally)/that Mohinder guy from Heroes (trust me)/sad little Canadian Breakfast Show (don't ask)

Love your blog--
keep on keeping on!

Candid Cool said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!
love it

Shallom (Editor) said...

I have daydreams about meeting my favorite fashion bloggers all the time. It never actually happens, but if I'm ever anywhere near them you best believe I'm letting them know. And then finding out where they live and sitting outside their homes hoping they'll come out and invite me in for tea and dress-up.

(That includes you, missy :)

Brian said...

i wish i partied with Agathe too...

Brian

Anonymous said...

best. post. ever.

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