Monday, April 14, 2008

Some Martin for Your Monday?


Wow. Finally, a purse that combines my three favorite things: sequins, fish scales, and dead birds.

And it's priced to move at $7,000! By that I mean, it actually might move. I don't trust those feather things for a second.

XOXO,
Martin

Fendi bag at netaporter.com, and yes, it's really seven grand (although it's on sale right now for a cool $5,000--total steal! By that I mean, steal this bag, please, don't pay money for it*).

*Daddy Likey would never really endorse stealing. The only time she ever stole was by accident in seventh grade when she wore a $2 belt out of Goodwill and, upon realizing her mistake, cried herself to sleep while waiting for the FBI to burst through her bedroom window.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Martin rocks!

WendyB said...

Martin certainly knows how to pick 'em!

hanabi said...

I just loooove your blog!

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a short-lived restaurant in my neighborhood that brought a gag reflex just driving by--Would you eat chicken or fish at "Fins and Feathers" restaurant?

Similar reaction to the bag.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, maybe the bag was pieced together from the contents of the Fins and Feathers dumpster? Blech.

LallaLydia said...

Ick. You know, the FBI is now putting "Winona stole a $2 Goodwill belt in 1998" on your permanent FBI record right? So when you become Minister of Culture the Senate approval committee is so going to bust that out and harangue you with it!

WendyB said...

Does anyone smell fish? just asking.

Pamcasso said...

Oh Martin, I love you and your shiny happy raccoon taste. This might not be the right forum to ask you this question, but do you know about your illegitimate magpie son, Charlie Sheen??

jess said...

i love martin

Crimzen Creative said...

Martin is a busy boy! I almost puked when I saw this bag...UGLY

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking this bag would attract rats if I carried it around...

Rachel said...

You like my new dork-o glasses? Gee whiz, thanks!
To be totally honest, I went out and got them after reading your post about the fab D&G pair. I've been meaning to get new frames forEVER, but I basically hate all glasses and have been putting it off. But your post made me be like WHOA MAYBE THERE IS HOPE AT LENSCRAFTERS and so within a few days there I was. So they're kind of your fault. (P.S. do you have AAA? Because if you show them your auto card at Lenscrafters, you get 30% off those suckers. So you could toootally get your dream frames, since they'll only be, like, 70% of a million dollars.)

xoxo material girl!

Anonymous said...

I accidentally stole once too. A clearance sweatshirt from Wal-Mart. I was cold int he store so I put it on, and forgot about it until I was home. I didn't feel so bad though since it was Wal-Mart

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