Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey!
"flats for men"
This seems like it would be fairly simple request, no?
winona house centipedes
This is going to be my legacy, isn't it?
They're just fine, I'm sure. Settle down.
do awesome people tuck in shirt?
I'm sure there are a few awesome people who tuck in their shirt, although I'm not sure how many awesome people ask Google if awesome people tuck in their shirt. No offense.
shame on goodwill
fire out butt
I'm posting this solely for the amusement of my thirteen-year-old brother.
God, that's a bad pun. Personally, I hold myself to higher punning standards. Oh, wait, shit.
what fruit size are your boobs quiz?
Alright, alright, let me put something together for you real quick. Here ya go:
1. Which type of fruit do your boobs most resemble?
g) this pumpkin
Scoring is self-explanatory. Hopefully.
are sex toys prohibited on planes
Not prohibited. Perhaps frowned upon, especially if they're, umm, in use.
which mac eyeshadow is like a teal?
I wear "electric eel" at least a few times a week and I LOVE it.
daddy likey should be president
Awww I'm flattered! But honestly, I just don't think I'm a viable candidate. I couldn't bear to part with my William Ayers BFF necklace--it has pink rhinestones and everything!
he wore tights under his jeans
Well, that must have been quite a surprise...Did he go for control top or low rise? Did he have any issues with bunching? I need to talk to this guy!
how to model for shopbop
First, if you're wearing pants, shorts, a skirt, or underwear, take them off. Now, pull your dress down and look really, really uncomfortable. Study this feature for more lessons from the pros.
how do i deal with my boyfriend eyeing up other women
Dump. his. ass.
im 26 years old, is that too old to become a dental hygienist?
Oh man, that strict dental hygienist age limit will get you every time! I remember once, I was having my teeth cleaned, and these agents in black suits bust the door down and screamed, "On the floor, Loretta! We found your real birth certificate!" And then they dragged my hygienist out the door as she sobbed and clutched her mouth mirror. It was intense.
will jockstrap on stage hide my boner
I'm going to cite the experience of a certain classmate of mine with a starring role in the 8th grade Shakespeare production and say, no, nothing can save you.
ooohhhh too late, pants wet
This is getting awkward.