"Juicy Peach" Body Butter, $7.95
I believe I've already mentioned that if something smells edible and delicious, I'm going to try to eat it, whether or not that something is a peach pie or peach lotion or a peach-scented votive candle. My valiant boyfriend has saved me from certain death (or at least a stomach ache) numerous times by heroically jumping across the room to swat a tub of vanilla skin cream out of my hand as I was excitedly scooping some toward my mouth. Sometimes I thank him for intervening. Other times I tell him that I please please please just want to sample a little bit and why does he always have to ruin my life?
So obviously, I should not buy this peach body butter which looks and smells edible and delicious, but maybe you could? And then maybe I could come over? For a buffet?