Let's Play Fashion Mad Libs!

Wow it's been forever since we did this, but I think the time has come!

In case you're new(ish) to Daddy Likey, Fashion Mad Libs is the most self-explanatory feature ever, in which I callously steal a fashion-related blurb from a respectable source, turn it into a Mad Libs, enlist the vocabulary of my readers, and voila, we're talking about albino peacocks.

If that description didn't help at all, check out the Fashion Mad Libs introductory post for more guidance. The most important things to remember are:

1. Post in order (first commenter fills in the first word; fourteenth commenter fills in fourteenth word, etc.)
2. Number your comment (for example, write "1. Goats") so other Mad Libbers can tell where we're at. Otherwise, people will get confused, start posting out of order, and worldwide chaos will ensue.
3. Have fun! (I totally agree with my junior high health teacher that every set of rules should culminate in "Have fun!" Woohoo!)

Your Mad Libs Mission:

1. Plural noun

2. Adverb

3. Adjective

4. Verb ending in -ing

5. Plural noun

6. Adjective

7. Plural noun

8. Something scary

9. Noun

10. Plural noun

11. Plural noun

12. Difficult academic subject

13. Ridiculously high number

14. Noun

15. Noun

16. Noun

17. Plural noun

18. Adjective

19. Plural noun

20. Noun

21. Noun

22. Adjective

23. Plural noun

24. Something strong and sturdy

25. Noun

26. Verb ending in -ing

27. Verb ending in -ing

28. Verb ending in -ing

29. Verb (present tense)

30. Place

Once we have all the words filled in, I'll post our breathtakingly brilliant prose!