Daddy Likey: High Fashion Haiku: Perfect for gravy spills!

Friday, November 20, 2009

High Fashion Haiku: Perfect for gravy spills!

Thanksgiving Style Tip:
Wear a napkin as a shirt
for easy cleanup!

Donna Karan Belted Mikado Bustier, $1500 (well, you might want to find a cheaper oversized napkin).

p.s. Thanks, Sarah W.!

16 comments:

Kim said...: My Thanksgiving haiku for this:

Color of gravy
Even more importantly
Is skirt elastic?; 11:20 AM
Darla: Retro Ways said...: YOU ARE SO WITTY! I am rolling around my floor laughing, boy do u crack me up!

Love the skirt part but the top is way to 80s and way to I just folded some fabric around my model and pinned it! Yuck

♥Darla; 11:33 AM
FutureLint said...: is it bad that I kinda really want to wear that giant napkin anyway?; 11:46 AM
Anonymous said...: And in that color, it'll hide stuffing, sweet potatoes, and coffee equally well.; 12:00 PM
Lesa said...: Before I even scrolled down to your caption, I was thinking the same thing--napkin dress, too funny!led; 12:07 PM
Renee said...: hehe, love it! :); 12:34 PM
Anonymous said...: because even a sincerely "mod" fashionista may need a bib on occasion; 5:19 PM
Brook said...: hahahah so funny.... who needs a bib just cinch your napkin in your belt hahahah; 9:19 PM
Zoe said...: http://www.asos.com/Cheap-Monday/Cheap-Monday-Special-Edition-Leather-Patched-Tight-Skinny-Jean/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=741825&cid=2623&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=-1&sort=-1&clr=Denim

these jeans deserve some kind of haiku.
and they are by cheap monday! SHAME ON THEM; 3:03 AM
T said...: awesome post!; 7:18 AM
Elizabeth said...: Eh, that price is alright, because the top has many uses. As you point out, it's a napkin. But it's also a crumb-catcher, a conversation-starter, a wearable sculpture, a car chamois, and probably a suitable bathmat! You can't put a price on versatility!; 1:15 PM
Fashion Court said...: seriously? i can't believe they'd charge that much for that. it's heinous.; 1:57 PM
J.Rose said...: here's a haiku for zoe:

I actually
Think these leather patched skinnies
Are epic hardcore.

but maybe that's just me (and, apparently, cheap monday.)
although, this could be a problem:

when the denim shrinks
in the wash, it will be a
ridiculous look.

hope that denim's preshrunk.; 6:00 PM
Vix said...: Another defiant vote of love for this top. Though not for its price tag.

I've done my time in food service, okay? I can't help appreciating the art of a well-folded napkin, writ large!; 7:01 AM
Catherine Elizabeth said...: i like the napkin top. looks feasty (NEW WORD); 9:36 AM
Jessi said...: Lol! So true.; 8:17 AM

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