I've recently noticed a surge in readership around these parts (welcome, you adorable new readers, you!), which is super exciting, but I think it also necessitates an updated explanation of Martin Sheen, our raccoon fashion blogging correspondent. So, here's what you need to know:
Martin is a raccoon. He likes shiny things. He lives in a dumpster. And sometimes I let him write for Daddy Likey.
There, now you're all caught up! Take it away, Martin--weave us a beautiful dream with your elegant words and witticisms!
I'm thinking of having a threesome.
Raccoon mittens, $26, here. Thanks so much for the tip, Elise!