Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Advanced Fashion Quiz: Sexually Satisfying Accessories Edition

One of the items pictured below is a $1,385 Emilio Pucci clutch. The other is $140 Swedish vibrator.


Can you tell which is which?

No, really, can you? Because confusing the two could prove disastrous. Or awesome.

22 comments:

Becky said...

Hahaha...Is the shiny one the clutch? I'm SO confused!

Kat said...

freaking hilarious, girl!

saturdayjane said...

One is a sassy clutch you'd take to a night at the bar.

The other is a vibrator.

Either way you'd get buzzed.

Ba-dum-psssch.

Marie said...

ooh I still want that sasi vibe!

nadarine said...

I don't know whether to be disturbed of supremely proud of myself for knowing that the top photo is the clutch and the bottom photo is the vibe.
Not that I know this from hours spent at Babeland in NYC or anything. Damn you, extremely informative Babeland staff!

pretty face said...

This is probably the most realistic AFQ you've done, which is also awesome but disturbing.

Probably cos of the relatively similar backgrounds. Normally I can deduce the non-fashion item by the lack of sleek white backdrop. By this reasoning, I postulate that the purple object is the vibrator, for the shadow is more grainy and less stylish symmetrical.

Courtney said...

But does the vibe fit inside the purse? And can we get them in coordinating colors to further the confusion?

enc said...

I can tell, but I can't think why I'd need either one. I already have the best husband and the best vintage clutch collection! ;)

Rosie Unknown said...

Wow, honestly, if I hadn't already seen that clutch, I would have been confused.

Maybe there was a secret agreement, and the clutch was designed to carry the vibrator.

Pamcasso said...

Wow that's disturbing. I don't mean to denigrate, but I can see Paris H carrying that around... But I don't want to. Disturbing.

aquirkydelight said...

It's only disastrous if your favorite lipstick is bigger than a double a battery.

WendyB said...

Wait, am I the only one who doesn't carry a purse because sets her phone to vibrate and keeps it in her front pocket? And keeps texting herself? Doesn't everyone?

la petite fashionista said...

this is seriously hillarious- i have no idea which is which though i'd hope the metallic is the pucci clutch?

Amy said...

I feel silly always writing something along the lines of "LMAO YOU SO FUNNY I <3 YOU" but it's freakin' TRUE.

The Commandress said...

1. Set cell phone to vibrate.
2. Pop cell into clutch.
3. You just saved yourself $140 AND your lipstick is STILL close-at-hand.

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Lillian said...

sex toys and fashion, oh how they overlap.

Amanda M. said...

LOL congrats on this feature finally being as challenging as it has always purported to be. Funnier this way? Absolutely. My confusion is my entertainment.

myedit said...

So, the lesson to take out of this...is to buy the sextoy, callit a Pucci and save $1000 and change.

Morgan said...

I now have an urge to buy the vibrator and turn it into a hack'ed version of the clutch.

Just because having a vibrator purse would be awesome. And it would still be cheaper than the clutch.

Dominique said...

I can see the opener on the clutch! I think this shape is more suited to vibrators. I wouldn't buy a clutch in this shape, hah.

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