Daddy Likey: Advanced Fashion Quiz: Sexually Satisfying Accessories Edition

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Advanced Fashion Quiz: Sexually Satisfying Accessories Edition

One of the items pictured below is a $1,385 Emilio Pucci clutch. The other is $140 Swedish vibrator.

Can you tell which is which?

No, really, can you? Because confusing the two could prove disastrous. Or awesome.

22 comments:

Becky said...: Hahaha...Is the shiny one the clutch? I'm SO confused!; 2:13 PM
Kat said...: freaking hilarious, girl!; 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...: One is a sassy clutch you'd take to a night at the bar.

The other is a vibrator.

Either way you'd get buzzed.

Ba-dum-psssch.; 2:16 PM
Marie said...: ooh I still want that sasi vibe!; 2:18 PM
nadarine said...: I don't know whether to be disturbed of supremely proud of myself for knowing that the top photo is the clutch and the bottom photo is the vibe.
Not that I know this from hours spent at Babeland in NYC or anything. Damn you, extremely informative Babeland staff!; 2:54 PM
pretty said...: This is probably the most realistic AFQ you've done, which is also awesome but disturbing.

Probably cos of the relatively similar backgrounds. Normally I can deduce the non-fashion item by the lack of sleek white backdrop. By this reasoning, I postulate that the purple object is the vibrator, for the shadow is more grainy and less stylish symmetrical.; 3:21 PM
Courtney said...: But does the vibe fit inside the purse? And can we get them in coordinating colors to further the confusion?; 3:30 PM
Elizabeth said...: I can tell, but I can't think why I'd need either one. I already have the best husband and the best vintage clutch collection! ;); 4:06 PM
Rosie Unknown said...: Wow, honestly, if I hadn't already seen that clutch, I would have been confused.

Maybe there was a secret agreement, and the clutch was designed to carry the vibrator.; 4:31 PM
Pamcasso said...: Wow that's disturbing. I don't mean to denigrate, but I can see Paris H carrying that around... But I don't want to. Disturbing.; 4:46 PM
Anonymous said...: It's only disastrous if your favorite lipstick is bigger than a double a battery.; 5:06 PM
WendyB said...: Wait, am I the only one who doesn't carry a purse because sets her phone to vibrate and keeps it in her front pocket? And keeps texting herself? Doesn't everyone?; 5:41 PM
la petite fashionista said...: this is seriously hillarious- i have no idea which is which though i'd hope the metallic is the pucci clutch?; 5:56 PM
Amy said...: I feel silly always writing something along the lines of "LMAO YOU SO FUNNY I <3 YOU" but it's freakin' TRUE.; 6:54 PM
The Commandress said...: 1. Set cell phone to vibrate.
2. Pop cell into clutch.
3. You just saved yourself $140 AND your lipstick is STILL close-at-hand.; 8:30 PM
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Lillian said...: sex toys and fashion, oh how they overlap.; 11:50 PM
Amanda M. said...: LOL congrats on this feature finally being as challenging as it has always purported to be. Funnier this way? Absolutely. My confusion is my entertainment.; 9:05 AM
myedit said...: So, the lesson to take out of this...is to buy the sextoy, callit a Pucci and save $1000 and change.; 7:09 PM
Morgan said...: I now have an urge to buy the vibrator and turn it into a hack'ed version of the clutch.

Just because having a vibrator purse would be awesome. And it would still be cheaper than the clutch.; 11:05 PM
Dominique said...: I can see the opener on the clutch! I think this shape is more suited to vibrators. I wouldn't buy a clutch in this shape, hah.; 7:56 PM
Jael Paris said...: I got to this blog by wandering links and have been enjoying your writing the whole read through. Now, however, I officially love you.; 3:42 PM

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