Monday, August 16, 2010

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Monday and welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this week's installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha! For those of you who are just joining the party here at Daddy Likey, DSYC is a recurring feature in which readers send in examples of the not-wearing-pants-when-they-are-clearly-necessary trend.

Please feel free to click here to read the humble beginnings of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, or just read on and you'll surely get the gist of it.

Like, look at this:

Get it? (Thanks Gabrielle!)

Lovely reader Niovi sent this one in:

She explains: Sienna definitely shouldn't wash her dress too often, now it's torn, shrunk and chocha-lyptic.

To continue with the British chocha theme, here's the always-subtle Cheryl Cole:

Says Sarah: And to think of that she danced in that, oh the horror!

Here's a classic "For the love of God, hold down that hem!" moment:


Kimberly submitted a few not-so-ready-to-wear looks from Versace's Ready-to-Wear collection:

See-through shower curtain skirt...why even wear one?

Wouldn't you love a dress with these wonderful little triangle "chocha windows"?

Zoe found the perfect dress for your next purity ball:

Dub it "Key to my chocha."

Well, this is upsetting:

Says Winifred: Apparently your local toystore can provide some chocharifficness!

Tessa found the next few gems at every chocha hunter's favorite online store, Shopbop:



Sitting down: overrated and unnecessary.

So, wouldn't you guess this dress was from, like, sluttyclubwear.com?

Reader Becky delivers the bad news: The worst part is that this is A. from SEARS, and B. In the JUNIOR'S department.

Here's a confusing peacock/chocha combo from Amena:

Ummm, yeah.

Next up:

Says Natalie: This is not only an ugly dress, it's a risky, possible chocha-showing dress.

And finally, Anya sent in a series of chocha images (plus commentary) that I kind of want to turn into a flip book:

Exhibit A: The model is wearing sunglasses AND looking away, she clearly does not want to be recognized. I like the way she is touching the hem with one finger, as if to reassure herself that it didn't ride up and reveal her lady bits.

Exhibit B: She looks less than pleased about not having the sunglasses on anymore. I guess if she didn't have them to retain some dignity it was time to put her legs together and pull the dress down.

Exhibit C: A serious case of bitchface, and full-out leg clenching.

Amazing.

9 comments:

WendyB said...

Nothing from J-Woww's clothing line?

Lovers, Saints & Sailors said...

I thought I'd share this direct quote from my husband with you.

"I like it. The post. Because it's a fashion blog saying how stupid fashion is."

Nice work Winona. You now appeal to 100% of our household demographic.

lisa said...

It's really disturbing how some of these outfits don't even bother to have opaque fabric in the chocha region anymore. Triangular cut-outs right across your ladyparts? That's fierce!

bestie said...

Isn't that last model Liz of Late Afternoon? Hmm. Another great set Winona! Always a blast reading these posts :D

Jennifer said...

I think I am most disturbed by the Sears dress. Have they opened a new Fredrick's of Hollywood department? Can you now buy your stripper heels in their shoe dept.?

Laura said...

Hahaha I love this feature so much!!! The chocha "windows" are a definate highlight :) xx

Gracie said...

haha! That was awesome! I will def be back for more :)

xo,
Gracie
http://theflipsideofoz.blogspot.com/

Liz Busillo said...

New semi-transparent Jesus Chocha dresses leave very little to the imagination...

http://www.audreykitchingcouture.bigcartel.com/product/crucify-black

Liz Busillo said...

Also, check out these doughnuts... While Homer Simpson may approve, but I think that this is a fashion-Doh'nt:

http://www.audreykitchingcouture.bigcartel.com/product/donut-grin-tank

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