Monday, November 19, 2007

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha: Comeback Edition!

In the words of Stewie Griffin, "Victory is Mine!" Yes, I have finally triumphed over the evil, bloodsucking villain that is Comcast, and attained my own internet connection. Which means...Daddy Likey is back! For serious! Tell your friends!

I do believe that it has been waaaayyy too long since the last installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, don't you?

One of my readers was confused as to why this classic Britney ensemble had yet to be featured on DSYC:

And now, so am I.

Jessica found this shot from a recent Jenni Kayne collection:

Looks like Jenni Kayne wanted to make this model work even harder during NY Fashion Week. Sit the girl in the teeny skirt in a chair.

Definition of Subtlety: See Below.

Says Kirsten: Holy jeebus! And to think this is from Armani.... It's like, hey, how can we make this any more crotch revealing? We'll add a slit in the middle! Brilliant!

Eritia found this little number while browsing Macy's:

Just be sure whatever event you wear it to is standing-room only.

Check out this gem:

Says Andrea: When I saw this picture, my first thought was, "My, yes indeed!"

Alyson sent me the following email: I am honoured to submit the attached picture of serial offender Sienna Miller to the DSYC catalogue of shame. Surely with all the fashion labels clamouring to "dress" her she could have scored a bit more material!

I totally concur. I would call it the cutest dress ever...problem is, that ain't no dress.

And finally, in honor of the concert (aka IMMINENT HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE) which I will be attending in approximately three weeks, a Spice Girls DSYC:

Says the brilliant Christine: Of course, the Union Jack dress! It's not even Don't Show-Cha Your Chocha because we're actually seeing her chocha here.

I've gots to get me one of these before December 9th. Anyone know where I should look?


WendyB said...

Right here!
You'd need to take it up a few feet.

WendyB said...

Dang! Stupid URL:

Anonymous said...

dude ... Sienna's a pretty girl but her ankles are as big as her knees.

better than cankles I suppose ...

Bouncing Evil Ginner said...

I once bought that Union Jack dress off ebay!! I wore it to a fancy dress bop and it was awesome.

I did wear thick thick tights with it though. I also sold it at a profit. Score.

Miss A said...

Ok, is it just me or is the girl in the picture sent in by Andrea (Rise of the Fall) Jamie Lynn or Britney Spears?!?!?
If not, they should hire this girl to be a Brit stand-in!

Can't wait to see pics of you in the Union Jack dress!

Anonymous said...

Kind of tangential anecdote: My sister and her friends recently went to Vegas for a birthday, and while I was looking through her photos all I could think was "2 inches is all that's keeping your chocha from being on show-cha".

Anonymous said...

I totally thought of you when I was out for dinner with friends the other night. A gaggle of girls walked in and many of them were in borderline chocha dresses. One of them, however, was competing with Britney up there as far as exposing her bits. I just started laughing (and my laugh is kind of loud). I'd be surprised if she didn't know I was laughing at her.

Unknown said...

Remember that Spice World commercial where Posh is like, "is my dress too short?" and the girls say, "no," so she pulls it up farther?

Dressed and Pressed said...

The Chocha is back! yay!

Anonymous said...

I love all your features! The Chocha, the 5 male opinions, the silver/shiny loving raccoon...very entertaining!!
One comment on this edition of Chocha: Seriously, I am TIRED of seeing Britney's bits!! Every where that girl goes! Classy is not her middle name. I've got one word for her...eww.

Tom said...

Am I mistaken, or is the first picture of some famous lumberjack?

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