One time, about a year ago, this guy caught my cousin Carl and me rifling through his garbage can, and he chased us away screaming "I'll put a boot in your ass if I catch you here again!"
You know, I haven't seen Carl in a long time.
XOXO, Martin
Steve Madden "foxiee" ("raccoonee?") boots, $110, solestruck.com
I'm in a quandary. I've been contemplating purchasing a pair of Steve Madden "Togga" sandals for a while now. But this? How can I ever trust him again. My spirit is crushed.
19 comments:
hahahahaha!
haha. That boot scares me a bit
oh, I hope the olsen twins aren't wearing carl around:(
I'm in a quandary. I've been contemplating purchasing a pair of Steve Madden "Togga" sandals for a while now. But this? How can I ever trust him again. My spirit is crushed.
I come not to bury Carl, but to wear him.
Eew.
:D xx
ha!! genius!
rip carl :(
let's just hope some idiot "fashionista" finds you attractive and gives you a good run
Yoiks. Looks pretty Carlish. But they guy said "put a boot in your ass" not "use your ass for a boot," so maybe there's still hope?
haha, poor carl!
hahaha funny! martin is so cute!
I may be lampooned for saying this, but I prefer the real deal when it comes to fur... This looks like the "rat hat" from Seinfeld!
Poor Carl. His life ended so some poor stylistically-challenged woman could trot about with Yeti stilettos on her clueless feet.
My condolences, Martin.
fur legwarmers...where is the logic
gross.com
poor carl. he must be hurting.
hugh, ugly!
!!!!!!!!!!!! u always crack me up!
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