Thursday, July 10, 2008

Martin's Fears, Confirmed


One time, about a year ago, this guy caught my cousin Carl and me rifling through his garbage can, and he chased us away screaming "I'll put a boot in your ass if I catch you here again!"


You know, I haven't seen Carl in a long time.

XOXO,
Martin

Steve Madden "foxiee" ("raccoonee?") boots, $110, solestruck.com

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha!

jess said...

haha. That boot scares me a bit

Pamcasso said...

oh, I hope the olsen twins aren't wearing carl around:(

Mindy said...

I'm in a quandary. I've been contemplating purchasing a pair of Steve Madden "Togga" sandals for a while now. But this? How can I ever trust him again. My spirit is crushed.

WendyB said...

I come not to bury Carl, but to wear him.

N/OutofFashion said...

Eew.

:D xx

Selina (Flying Saucer) said...

ha!! genius!

Bekah said...

rip carl :(
let's just hope some idiot "fashionista" finds you attractive and gives you a good run

Anonymous said...

Yoiks. Looks pretty Carlish. But they guy said "put a boot in your ass" not "use your ass for a boot," so maybe there's still hope?

Joanna Goddard said...

haha, poor carl!

Anonymous said...

hahaha funny! martin is so cute!

Couture Carrie said...

I may be lampooned for saying this, but I prefer the real deal when it comes to fur... This looks like the "rat hat" from Seinfeld!

CyFlorist said...

Poor Carl. His life ended so some poor stylistically-challenged woman could trot about with Yeti stilettos on her clueless feet.

My condolences, Martin.

Teresa said...

fur legwarmers...where is the logic

Crispy Banana said...

gross.com

queengilda said...

poor carl. he must be hurting.

Sonia Luna said...

hugh, ugly!

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