Monday, August 03, 2009

Martin & Michael (and a pair of shiny shoes)

Hey, Martin here.

So, did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died? I haven't confirmed anything yet, but I heard it from my friend Lenny and he's usually pretty reliable. Except this one time he told me that Elvis was dead, and I was like, "Lenny, he's not dead, he dines with me at the dumpster behind the bakery on Tuesdays and Fridays."

In other news, look at these awesome shiny shoes:

My favorite Michael Jackson song was "Man in the mirror," so the other night after I had one too many bites of fermented fruit compost, I sang a tribute to MJ called, "Raccoon in the shoe."

Cuz, like, these shoes are as shiny as a mirror, and I'm a raccoon.

Deep, huh?


Shoes: Be & D Women's Evangelista platforms. Thanks for the tip, Jessica K.!


Jackie said...

Three letters: LOL!

lisa said...

Whoa, there's a Lenny? Do we get to meet him anytime soon?

Ms Constantine said...

I can imagine falling on my ass after two seconds of wearing these. Not only is there no grip, it's like they've gone out of their way to make the sole as smooth as possible!

Rosie Unknown said...

Shiny... and deadly. :)

Jess said...


You can admire your reflection from all angles with that shoe!


Sal said...

I'm seriously considering hiring Martin as my personal stylist.

WendyB said...

I bet Elvis hogs all the leftover peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches that you find in the dumpster. That sucks.

Hammy said...

I'd imagine a few cocktails + those shoes = whoops, there goes my dignity!

But they're so pretty!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

basically, i'm in love with those shoes.

Josie the Massachusetts Pussycat said...

Okay yeah I totally want those.

Dammit, I'm a raccoon.

echidna girl said...

Martin is love.

love, wonderwall. said...

must say, i miss the blue background. this one is too bright. =/

AMIT said...

The first pic is funny and nice pair of shoes.

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