Me: Umm, ma'am?
Model: What?
Me: Well, it's just...
Model: I'm kind of busy here.
Me: Yeah, about that. What are you doing?
Model: I'm a model. I'm modeling this dress. Isn't it pretty?
Me: It's gorgeous, for sure. It's just...this is a Mexican restaurant. And I don't see any cameras. And you seem to be really confusing the house band.
Model: The camera guy is on his way. He's running late, I guess.
Me: Right.
Model: Oh look, there he is!
Me: That's a decorative cactus.
Model: He did seem a bit prickly.
Me: Did you have one of those giant margaritas that's wheeled up to your table in a re-purposed bathtub?
Model: No!
Me: Really?
Model: I had four.
Me: Well then, I applaud you for wearing any clothes at all.
Model: I told you, I'm a model. I'm a professional. Now, will you tell the cactus to hurry up? I can't hold this pose forever.
p.s. Huge thanks to the lovely Lydia for sending me this picture!
13 comments:
haha, love it! this pic would even be ripped apart on ANTM and that's saying something!
Amazing.
This pictures is rediculous. The convo is hilarious.
Hilarious! Great commentary!
I thought she was saying, "Ay, caramba!"
I love how the first commenter said this photo would be ripped apart on ANTM because I thought it would be the inspiration for a bizarre ANTM challenge. Mariachi band, cactus, four margaritas, oodles of distractions--and go! Be fierce! Don't lose it! Smile with your eyes!
I am going to a Mexican restaurant for my birthday this weekend. I am now inspired to try my darndest to recreate this pic. Stay tuned.
I love how the models are always super intense, and insistant that they're EXTREMELY BUSY.
I mean, I guess they technically are. They're busy modeling.
Umm...Im distracted by the dress. Where can I find it?
I could seriously go for a bath tub sized margarita...or four.
HAHAHAHHAHA... LAME POSE !
VERY GOOD COMMENTARY THOUGH...
SHE'S DEF. NOT SMEYSING ENOUGH !!
I feel like there should also be a conversation between the band and the model.
Band leader: Who's this chick? Why is she posing in front of us while we're playing?
Model: Oh, work it, work it, pose, look fierce. I'm so awesome. Tyra should totally pick me on ANTM.
Band leader: Weirdo....
Love your blog!
That is quite hilarious. I had a great laugh.
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