Anyone who knows me will tell you that my three worst qualities are tardiness, messiness, and insisting that Spice World is actually a really important piece of satirical cinema.
There's obviously nothing I can do about the latter two, but I remain confident that someday my doctor will diagnose me with a rare thyroid problem that causes me to be 15 minutes late for everything.
Until then, I need this shirt:
p.s. Once, to make up for my lateness, I drew my supervisor a silly picture inspired by this. It didn't work.