Today I'm hard at work preparing for my 1982 Junior-Senior Prom (theme: Hollywood Nights) Birthday Party Bonanza. God willing, in approximately seven hours, I will look exactly like this:
p.s. Have you guys seen the breathtaking gloriousness that is the Safety Dance music video? Definitely waste part of your Friday checking it out, if you haven't:
p.p.s.s. Wendy Brandes, your post today was scarily prescient...Did you hack my email, you saucy minx?