Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Woodrow Wonders...


When I get done chewing on a log, it looks like this:


When Stella McCartney gets done chewing on a log, it looks like this:


She's charging $1500 for hers. How much do you think I could charge for mine?

Cordially,
Woodrow

p.s. Thanks Pam!

29 comments:

nicole said...

lol i love u woodrow!

susie_bubble said...

Stella McCartney's ludicrous prices never cease to amaze me...

DistinctivelyTish said...

Oh.My.God. I have just read all the way back to your first post. Never mind that I have 2 essays and a mid-semester test; Daddy Likey must be read! And can I just say, since I've been living off your blog, my bf has been using the words "Daddy Likey" like there's no tomorrow.

Much love from Australia!
xoxo

Oh, and happy belated birthday!

WendyB said...

Woodrow, your work isn't wearable. That's the problem. Chew me a nice wedge shoe.

cybill said...

I'm sure they are both about as comfortable as each other though!

Pamcasso said...

Oh I'm so glad you posted this! I think woodrow should think in terms of quantity instead of quality- he can be the walmart of wooden shoes.

lady coveted said...

wow $1500???
well, we always knew there was money in beavers
;)

Joanna Goddard said...

LOL :)

(do people say lol anymore?)

Kelly said...

The people buying those shoes do know they're ugly.....right? Is that supposed to be "ironic?"

pretty face said...

Yay, you're back!

Where do you find these things?

LallaLydia said...

Woodrow, you might consider designing your own line of wood fiber-pulp sustainabile beaver fashions. I know you have it in you, you are an Oregonian after all right? Like you have the card an everything?

devon maid. said...

always love reading your blogs
missed you for a while!

geezz....they look comfy

F.Y said...

hahah hilarious!

jess said...

i love woodrow

alexandra said...

Stella McCartney should rethink this.

$1500 shoes do not motivate me to go vegan.

raq said...

those shoes look scary...and pictures from your birthday, lady!

enc said...

Just the kind of humor I adore! LOL!

Those shoes would be less comfortable to walk in than that log, I'd venture.

Scandalous Housewife said...

Love this! Will forward to tree huggin' little sister!

la petite fashionista said...
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la petite fashionista said...

oo woodrow you never cease to make me laugh. $1500 is a bit out of my price range haha

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Dear Woodrow,

If you know all the right people and can get at least one female who throws up everything she eats to walk down a runway in your wooden creation, you could easily charge upwards of $3,000.

- Margaret from
Nanny Goats In Panties
(p.s. like your blog. found you via Onedia In The Ozarks - you and I are neighbors in her LOL box.)

Material Girl said...

LORD I hate Stella McCartney shoes. The posh boutique where I used to work sold her stuff, and while she makes some dreamy sweaters, her shoes always made me want to vom. I get that they're vegan and all, but that is NO excuse. Give me Natalie Portman's line any day.

Imelda Matt said...

After my eye's stop bleeding I'll think of sumet to say!

Kim said...

You are hilarious, fashion and giggles are an unbeatable combination. You always make me smile with your posts!! XXXX

Scandalous Housewife said...

Dear Daddy Likey,
Thanks for the informative discussion. As I scrolled down, I realized I had just bought that exact sweater at J. Crew last week! Only for the full price of $88! Not happy 'bout it! Snap! Can I take it to the store and demand the sale price, or was it just a special online?

-h of candid cool said...

lol!

la femme said...

Haha - brilliant. Her prices are absurd.

Queen Marie Antoinette said...

Stella has some strange shaped teeth...

ShopDownLite.com said...

I thought the shoes looked cool - not sure on wearing them - but neat to look at.

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