Sunday, November 30, 2008

High Fashion Haiku: Penny Pinching Edition


One word: recession.
For nine-hundred bucks, give me
at least five bows, Marc.

Marc Jacobs Bow Gladiator Sandal, $897 (sweet mother of god!), nordstrom.com

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Sarah Von said...

A to the men.

rubyfire said...

It's like a wrapped up Christmas present for foot fetishists.

Beth said...

they want HOW MUCH?! Gosh, and I thought I was spending too much when I wasted $45 on shoes...

lisa said...

Holy shit! I bet somewhere right now there's a crafty girl with a glue gun, some bows, and last season's gladiators making a DIY version of this for SO MUCH LESS.

WendyB said...

If I'm spending real money, I demand a heel.

Dao said...

He can't! That would mess up the shoes' fung shui!

cupcakesandmace.com said...

Love it! I can't imagine that your brother would be able to write a haiku like that about Marc Jacobs shoes!

Sal said...

Oooh, that winning combination of expensive AND ugly.

KD said...

Drat! When I saw the post title I thought the sandals would be cheap because I sorta like them, but $900!! Geez, who does Marc think he is?!?

TheSundayBest said...

Dear Marc Jacobs,

Fuck you.


Thomas

ameliaheartsu said...

i think that you'd probably spend thirty dollars total recreatiing this shoe...

1 pair of cheap gladiators - 20 dollars
glue gun - 3 dollars
ribbon - 3 dollars
pack of studs for - about 2 dollars
time - 1 dollar

Little Audrey. said...

For that money, I demand that 4 hot guys carry me around in a chaise, so I won't get my gaudy Christmas shoes dirty.

Whit said...

$900?! That's like my rent. You can't live in a shoe!

Sales Rack Raider said...

Wow...for a price tag like that, I was expecting more than a piece of leather with a few puny stripes attached. I wouldn't even call it a shoe. Are the bows made from the skin of some rare endangered Magic Golden Python? Otherwise, I can't imagine what would make a hunk of leather command so lofty a price.

susie_bubble said...

I want 1000 bows....because each bow is worth like 1p.... and for $900, a profit could still be had by Mr Jacobs....

-h of candid cool said...

ridiculous!

The Vancouverista said...

soooo ugly

Deka said...

i complete agree
maybe going to LV wasnt a good idea
deka
thatshideous.com

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