Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Woodrow Gets Stapled

Today's post comes courtesy of our resident beaver/fashion blogger, Woodrow Wilson:

Hey everyone, Woodrow here.

So here's a tragic story for you: I started chewing on this extra delicious looking piece of wood, and instead of a gooey tootsie pop-style center, it was filled with SHARP PIECES OF METAL.

This "Urban Outfitters" is apparently a group of sadists.

Cordially,
Woodrow

Solid Wood Stapler, $28, here.

14 comments:

Katie said...

LOL! Oh, Woodrow, I love you so.

Rachael said...

That is one cool stapler.

Claire said...

$28? For a stapler? Are you kidding me? It looks ridiculous!!!

Sal said...

That thing should have a warning label on it.

jillian said...

poor Woodrow! what an unpleasant surprise, and for $28, that's a big shocker :/

lisa said...

Poor Woodrow.

Kim said...

Wow, the perfect item to sit on my desk right next to my fifty dollar scotch tape dispenser! I'm glad these companies recognize the current state of the economy when they release items like this. I hope Woodrow wasn't harmed in the making of this post.

Suzy said...

at twenty eight bucks a pop, they certainly are sadists. among other things.

WendyB said...

As long as you don't touch the stapler I've carried with me from job to job since 1995. It's proudly labeled "Wendy Brandes."

Sarah Von said...

The nerve! Someone filling a stapler with metal. Jeeeerks.

Amber said...

the box for american apparel is only show you the different hues of the woven thread in the shirt... no biggie

Amber said...

sorry, i meant my other comment for the thread above. for the "don't show your chocha" american apparel shirt part. oops!

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