Thomas featured this on The Sunday Best a couple weeks ago, and after reading his kinda sorta open-minded post, I couldn't resist asking the Five Men* for their two cents (ten cents total?).
Because apparently the theme this week is having the funny guys in my life do my blogging work for me, behold, a holy shirt:
Shirt, $39.99 (originally $60), Urban Outfitters
So yeah, here we go:
Father: Even thin people shouldn't wear horizontal stripes. Do more holes cost more?
Brother, age 19: After escaping Chateau d'if, Edmond Dantès abandoned his vendetta in order to sit at Starbucks in his skinny jeans explaining that he is a transgressional fiction novelist pursuing urban photography.
Brother, age 14: Looks like pre-made zombie invasion wear. Looks like a veteran of the war, the zombie war of course.
Boyfriend: I wish I would have known that I could sell an old shirt with holes in it for $60. I could have made $60.
Brother, age 22: The Russian kid from my third grade class who got sucked into a grain thresher wore this exact shirt. Its cool, he's alive.
*If this is your first experience with the Five Men's Fashion First Impressions feature, you may want to read the introduction here. And you could also read this post about my dad's dream Father's Day gifts if you want. You know, just to get a feel for the fam.