Daddy Likey: High Fashion Haiku: After Shower Chic

Friday, May 04, 2007

High Fashion Haiku: After Shower Chic

Hate to break it to
you, Shopbop, but that's no dress.
It's a damn towel.

Bath towel--er, I mean, "dress," Thayer, $282, shopbop.com

10 comments:

Mummerina said...: I love the fact that she can't even stand up straight because of the length. I would be so so comfortable in that *note scarcasm*; 5:38 PM
Unknown said...: Haha, I was about to make the same comment about her posture. It would make a cute skirt though.; 7:18 PM
RachelP said...: I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw that. I had to click on it and read the description just to make sure they really did mean to call it a dress.; 10:04 PM
Emma said...: Hahaha. You can practically see the model's mind working- "Isn't this dress great? NO, I am not slouching because if I were to stand up straight I would be sharing my naughty bits with the entire room, and I resent the insinuation! Oh, wait, what? Fuck, this is a skirt? I've mistaken it for a dress? Er...where the bloody fuck is my manager? HARVEY! IT'S A SKIRT, YOU TOOL!"; 8:00 AM
Maddy said...: Blow a breeze past that thing, and it wouldn't even serve the cover-up function of a bath towel.; 10:37 AM
missa.vogue said...: HAHA ... I was going to comment and say "I love how you can tell that even the model doesn't like the dress!" ...

It looks like someone beat me to it. ... A lot of someones.; 6:11 PM
Unknown said...: I am so sick of these damn tunics that are going as dresses. Hello?? no one wants to see anyone's crotch. Dresses cover your ass, lets make it no shorter than 35" long please!!!!!; 11:39 AM
A Woman of Letters said...: I saw at Kohl's the other day skirts that looked like they were made out of a tiny part of a tablecloth!; 1:48 PM
Anonymous said...: HAHAH WE SAW IT YESTERDAY AND SAID THE EXACT SAME THING. Shopbop, stop trying to pass off lampshades as dresses por favor; 8:45 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm suprised this wasn't a chocha/HFH crossover o_o; 3:44 AM

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