Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha: Volume IV

I'd like to start by saying I have the best readers in the world, and your response to DSYC has been unwavering and hilarious.


Stef found this "bad sweater trying to be jipped as a dress:"

She says: "Sweater Dress", for... uhm... winter? Winter in Arizona, maybe. This looked cute until I clicked on the link for "More Photos" & saw she's wearing nothing but mid-thigh socks underneath. What is the point of being cozy & warm on top when your legs will be FREEZING??!? Not quite as bad as others out there, but I'd sure like to see someone wearing this try to sit down.

From Pimkie:

I'd like to see this from the back, because I bet there's some butt cheek happenin'. And when I say I'd like to see this from the back, I mean I don't.

Anna, whom I'm encouraging to start her own blog because her email made me laugh so hard, has the story behind this picture:

It's like she spent the whole shoot having a tantrum and they had no choice but to photograph her in the middle of saying "-- my agent on the phone NOW! I'm NOT KIDDING!! STOP TAKING THE GODDAMN PICTURES, MY PICHE IS F***ING FREEZING HERE!!!"

All I have to say is: Thank God for a well-placed shadow:

Tiffany says, "This one's from ShopBop, the worst offender, it seems!" Yes, Tiffany, ShopBop is a place where pants, skirts, shorts, and underwear do not exist. It is a bottomless utopia, if you will.

Jeanette found a "pre-natal version" on Go Fug Yourself:

Perhaps she's expecting her water to break, and didn't want to ruin a perfectly good pair of pants?

Jessica thinks she knows what this model is thinking:

Why, oh why, won't this dress stay down??

Jessica, if you ever need an investor to start a psychic reading business, I'll put the money down right now.

Anne-Marie received a "Style Update" email from Asos.com, and, though it may have looked innocent to the untrained eye, she was a strong and vigilant DSYC officer, and turned in the offending materials:

No bending over for her!

Also pictured in the Asos Style Update, this "dress" that would barely cover someone's stomach, let alone her ladybits:

Thank you, Anne-Marie, you are a true patriot.

And finally, Martina found this collage of so-called "wedding dresses," and had to call it out:

Somehow, I think that pose in the upper left is gonna look a little odd at the altar. But maybe I'm just old-fashioned.

Send me your Don't Show-cha Your Chocha finds at daddylikeyblog@gmail.com Stay true, stay vigilant, and for the love of God, wear pants!


Anonymous said...

Oh my God, that blue ASOS dress...must really be a shirt.

Flashy_Shades said...

HA! bottomless utopia

you really do get me laughing everytime

Nora said...

A few nights before my wedding, I had a nightmare that I was wearing a dress that short... and get this, I had forgotten to get my bikini line waxed... this post made me relive that nightmare! AHHHH!

Candid Cool said...

ha ha awesome

SHOEGAL said...

On that top sweater dress picture, if you look really closely you can see her pink bra through it too.

AMS said...

Wow I'm proud to be a patriot of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!!!! (Must stick that one on my CV!)

dianabobar said...

very funny post:)

Mer said...

awesome!:-D and true!!

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