Time is running out for my Junior High Fashion Confessions contest! The stories posted so far have been AMAZING (my god, you guys make me laugh so hard!), but that doesn't mean that those who have yet to enter should remain on the sidelines. Remember that time at the school dance when you totally wanted to ask the popular guy to dance with you, but instead you sat by the punchbowl, pretending you were extremely thirsty, but really just too timid to take the plunge?
Well, this is just like that! Except it's probably good you didn't dance with the popular guy, because he was probably a douchebag and he probably would have copped a feel of your ass and then things would have gotten awkward. So actually this contest is different. It will not move its hands lower than your waist, I swear.
p.s. Shoegal's comment made me aware that my lovely international readers don't have junior high, but most of you do have middle school, and all of you (hopefully) had puberty, so just tell me what you were wearing around the time you got your first pimple. I'm not picky (wow, that was a really poorly timed phrase).
p.p.s.s. Also, just in case you have bad peripheral vision, allow me to point you toward the ad in the right sidebar for a 20% off coupon for Jane's Closet! Feel free to use it to shop and repent for your past fashion sins.