I just spent the past two hours creating a Myspace page for Daddy Likey. Despite my hard work and rampant swearing, it's kind of the lamest profile ever (I'm gonna blame my friend Jess for this one, because she was like, "Oooh I'll help you make a cool profile! It'll be so fun!" and then she decided that going to work was more important...I know, her priorities are totally messed up). But still, it's ruining my self-worth to have Tom as my only friend (Tom's a sucky friend), and I want to meet you! Well, the cyber version of you. I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but let's be Myspace friends!
Check out my profile here and let's take the next step in our relationship!
p.s. And enter my contest, or I'll track you down and confront you, Dog the Bounty Hunter style.
p.p.s.s. Do you like how I ask you to be my friend and then threaten you?