Thursday, February 04, 2010

High Fashion Haiku: Prayers Answered!

Just last week I said,
I wish they'd combine leggings
and bras, and sponge paint.


Improvd Jersey Jumper, on sale for $59 (recessionista bargain alert!), originally $135 (good GOD). Thanks, Jennifer!

13 comments:

lo said...

Umm... usually when the MODEL, (you know, the person that you PAY MONEY to LOOK GOOD IN YOUR CLOTHES) looks terrible in what you're attempting to hawk... you would reconsider, no?

She looks like she's reaching for a blunt object to bludgeon the camera with so she can rip off this horror.

Diana said...

Wow, that is about fifty kinds of hilarious! What will they think of next?

Sal said...

OK, I can actually see the value as a layering piece. Throw a skirt over that, and it's adorable. But alone? It looks like that sponge paint is some sort of fungus, slowly making its way toward her noggin.

Kaylalala said...

I love your haiku's; I look forward to them constantly. (:

Jennifer said...

Yay! Thanks for sharing my jumpsuit outrage with the world :) That jumpsuit was just too much... FYI ladies - it has a MESH PANEL back.

Lorena said...

OMG....
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How awful, poor woman !

Helen said...

Eurgh.

WendyB said...

I sometimes like ugly things...but this is too ugly even for me.

Renée T. Bouchard said...

Is this truly meant to be clothing and not just some weird undergarment? Bizarre.
http://reneetbouchard.blogspot.com

Mish Dish said...

lol at wendy B's comment. I totes agree. xo Mish

www.themishdish.blogspot.com

futurelint said...

oh. my. goodness. When even a lanky model looks horrid in the garment, you should not make it!

Alien Mind Girl said...

HA!! Excellent. Kudos to the snark.

Phoenix personal injury attorney said...

Looks great on her. Wish I had some crazy event to go to that would allow me to even sport one of these suits!

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