Monday, February 01, 2010

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!

Yes, it's time for another installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, the recurring feature in which Daddy Likey readers submit photos of those daring and/or foolish enough to wear their shirts as dresses, or their belts as skirts, or their tights as pants--get the idea? If you'd like to read the very first DSYC post, please click here, and if you feel ready, read on...

We'll start with a very smiley happy Don't Show-cha Your Chocha offender turned in by vigilant reader Tara:

She says: I think this girl just realized that you're supposed to wear the trendy plaid belt WITH pants.

Next up, a great one from Pea Jai:

Angela Simmons seems to think she's not showing enough chocha. I disagree.

Ah, subtlety:

Says Emma: I love the way Ms. Chocha's hand is trying to protect her innocence by reaching forward to cover imminent flashing! But I also kind of wish her necklace were a liiiittle bit longer I could make a joke about chocha chain mail.

Love this shirt from Shoshana:

Hopefully the pelvis illustration will desensitize viewers to any potential chocha slips.

Multiple eagle-eyed readers submitted this picture of our good friend Paris Hilton:

Devora sums it up: God, someone get her a blanket or something.

Meg caught a glimpse of some Hanes Her Way undies on the Ungaro runway:

She says: I guess this is what happens when you let Lindsay Lohan offer up fashion advice.

Reader Sri sent in a doozy from a clothing website that's subtitled (I swear this is true), "The Positive Place for Girls." Really:

Very subtly titled: the "Captain Hooker Costume."

Kirsten saw this prime example on a billboard in Buenos Aires:

She says: This goes without saying, but the near-chocha-bearing epidemic has gone global.

Savvy reader Sam wanted to thank Forever 21 for adding a new plus size line, called Faith 21, because "now, no matter your size, you too can show-cha your chocha!" Behold, Forever 21 chocha:

Don't bend over, hon. Seriously.

And Faith 21 chocha:

While at first I assumed this was a shorter tunic, I then caught sight of its title: "Dolman Dress w/ Belt."

And today's grand finale, sent in by Kayla:

She says: The almost-exposed chocha almost goes unnoticeable when you pair it with an exposed boob. Maybe that's what the "V" style of her hair is supposed to remind everyone about.


Find a chocha? Send it in!

p.s. I'm currently working through a super impressive backlog of chocha emails, so if you don't see yours posted right away, don't fret--I swear it will make an appearance in due time! Thanks so much, as always, for all the great submissions!


jasmine said...

I looove these! The Ungaro one is the best - definitely Lindsay designed! And Paris... Oh dear. Oh, oh dear.

evanadine said...

does the excited "winona featured my chocha" dance!
oh, wait, that totally came out wrong...

WendyB said...

The "plaid belt" cracked me up...because it really would make a nice belt.

Kimberly said...

Just got back from the mall and they had a big high school choir concert there - tons of girls running around in dangerous territory of showing of their chocahs. Though about snapping some pics, but didn't want to be accused of child porn . . .

And seriously, Forever 21 need to learn the definition of a "dress".

lisa said...

Maybe it's just me, but the hemlines seem to have gotten shorter and shorter since the first DSYC post. :P

Kayrah said...

Aha! I totally forgot that I had sent you that picture! It made me laugh out loud once again!

I love these posts, never stop, ever.



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