Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Top 5 Reasons This $100 Adidas Darth Vader Jacket Might Be Worth It
1. It will coordinate perfectly with the $500 movie quality Vader mask you got on eBay.
2. If you're feeling antisocial, you can pull up the hood and push the buttons on the front while making little beeping sounds, and most likely nobody will talk to you on the bus.
3. If you're trying to attract a cute, nerdy boy, you can pull up the hood and push the buttons on the front while making little beeping sounds.
4. If you wore it while meeting your long lost son, whose name was Luke, you could say, "Luke, I am your father," and then look down at your jacket and then over at him and maybe you both would start laughing and the moment would be a little less awkward.
5. Dude, face it. This jacket is awesome.