Because apparently breaking in Dr. Martens is serious business. Really serious. Like, rent-a-wheelchair-in-advance serious.
- Getting run over by a Mini Cooper.
- Eating glass.
- Rewatching a beloved childhood movie and being like, "Oh, this sucks now."
- Child birth.
And godspeed to you, Devin, Nick, and any other new Dr. Martens owners. Someday we'll develop the technology to let you walk again.