Friday, August 07, 2009

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!

Well, the super-short-dress/wearing-shirts-without-pants trends are showing no signs of slowing, which means the hilarious emails keep rolling into my inbox, which means it's time for your weekly helping of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!

First up this week, our old favorite Pammy A:

Reader Erinn sums it up nicely: I just lost a little hope for the human race and gained a little more appreciation for panties all at the same time.

Here's a great one from Vanessa:

She says: I found this on Forever21's website under the suggested outfits category. And, you know, I love the outfit. Except I would wear it with pants. It looks like she'd prefer pants, too.... Also, that thing she's wearing? It's listed as a dress. I swear to God.

O.M.G. I totally love this:

Says Kelly: Who knew my nana's nightdress could be so....smutty? And why is this designed to be so swingy, when it is clearly a horrible idea for this poor girl to lose any inch of fabric?

Excellent questions, indeed.

Next up, Paige sent me a plethora of ridiculously chochatastic prom dresses:

I think I like this last one the best. Everything from her intensely awkward stance to her facial expression is just perfect.

Here's another classy prom chocha from reader Kate:

She says, in totally justified capital letters: WHY IS THIS MODEL REACHING FOR IT?! WHY IS THIS HER SIGNATURE POSE?! STOP THAT.

And finally, Jennie sent me an email that said: This link will lead to to a hussyfied hamburger dress. For serious. There are no words in my vocabulary to express how mystified I am by this.

Wow, yeah. I second that emotion. I also really want this dress, but that's another story.

Please send your Don't Show-cha Your Chocha submissions to! Thanks!

p.s. Click here if you're new to the site and would like to read about the beginning of DSYC.


abt arcade said...


jess said...

Omg that last prom dress! The model looks like she's about to pop a squat...

Jackie said...

I feel like there is some kind of "I can haz dress?" joke to be made on that last pic...

Marie said...

That pink prom dress baffles me. Besides the obvious sluttiness, there is the color and the bad workmanship. Why?!

C said...

Word to the hamburger dress. I totally made Joe pause the show we were watching (nerd alert:Stargate) to show him the hamburger dress. I hope he got the hint.

p.s. My word verification for this comment? "chochaf" Seriously. I think Blogger knows about the chocha too!

daddylikeyblog said...

We could split the cost and trade off wearing it every other week! Eh? Eh?

Hahaha seriously!

I can has chocha coverage?

I'm totally baffled too! Why, God, why??

daddylikeyblog said...

Seriously?! Chochaf? That's kind of amazing!

Lisa said...

I love the fact that I can start my weekends off on the right note with DSYC. Have a great weekend!

WendyB said...

You know I would wear that cheeseburger dress. I'm shortish. Maybe it would hide the chocha. Anyway, who really notices your chocha if you're wearing a cheeseburger.

propriatress said...

speechless on that black "squatting and bitching" "prom" verification word is migater...that just sounds...dirty. maybe blogger assigns especially dirty-esque words to this post

Ashe Mischief said...

At least while Pam A. is showing her chocha she's wearing eco-friendly Melissa brand shoes?

Enna said...

Or, you know, you could just swing your chocha from your arm for all the world to see:

Anonymous said...

I absolutely want the hamburger dress as well... maybe white pants to be a plate? or can someone make me some french fry shorts? I would totally wear it.

Rosie Unknown said...

A hamburger dress. How intriguing. I think I could work that, on top of something, obvs.

Pret a Porter P said...

these prom dresses are horrible and disgusted, it really disturbs me...

Kelly said...

I almost forgot that I had sent one of these in! Oh, memories.

Glad to see it made the cut ;-)

Anonymous said...

WTF the prom dresses?! Kids today!

Beth said...

I must say that picture of Pammy inspired a post of my own:


My word verification is 'nowity'. Thanks blogger, glad you think I'm not funny.

Susie said...

Pam A gets Vivienne Westwood/Melissa shoes, and I don't. Even though I know how to wear pants or a skirt. Life is so unfair.

Anonymous said...

Love the prom dresses. Soooo Surrey hussy / big booty hoes in a B.I.G. video.

Nick said...

The one with the "intensely awkward stance" is giving birth, give her a break!

Anonymous said...

Hey, porn stars need prom dresses, too!

Anonymous said...

Prepare for the hamburger dress's date:

Oh, and those prom dresses.....THE HORROR! I sort of feel dirty after looking at the white poofy one, the pose, the face, the hand...DO NOT WANT that mental image.

Kitty said...

Those are supposed to be prom dresses!? Are you freakin' kidding me!? What mother is going to let her 16-18 year old daughter leave the house in something like that! My GOD!

Also, will somebody please throw the girl in black a toilet roll and point her in the direction of a bush or something. She looks like she has a very serious personal problem.

Liv said...

Yeah, I second the WTF on those prom dresses. Talk about some seriously sluttified dresses. If I'd try to wear one of those to prom, my mom would've fallen over on the floor, dead from shock, then risen from the grave as a zombie mom, just to tell me "Hell-to-the-no, you are not going anywhere in a hoochie dress like that!"

I'm not sure why being a zombie would make my mom talk like Whitney Houston, but somehow, I can see it happening. :)

Samantha said...

amazing blog, this post made me crack up. the pink dress priceless.

emsydo said...

HAHAA!!! those prom dresses made me cringe so bad.
why have i only JUST discovered your blog? it's fantastic!

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Anonymous said...

lol! the hamburger dress is hilarious! i really like Pamela Anderson's shoes!

Nubiasnonsense said...

Lmao what a funny post, That hamburger dress is hilarious! I think pam always shows her chocha lol

chickdowntown Kaitlin said...

That cheeseburger dress kills me. Check out for some real fashion!

ambika said...

The girl with the corset lacing up the front looks like she has intensely bad gas. Srsly.

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Academichic said...

OMG!! The hamburger dress!! I'm speechless... S.

Candycane said...

That black dress where she is squatting is hilarious!

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