Shark Attack Chic

You know how pretty much every day the Discovery Channel airs a variation of a show called something like, "Sharks: Nature's Killing Machines," and in every one of these shows, there's always a scene where, after a harrowing dramatization of his ordeal, a one-armed shark attack survivor is sitting on the beach with his surfboard propped up next to him, and he gestures to the giant chunk bitten out of it and says, soberly, "Obviously, if he'd bitten three inches to the left, I'd be a goner."?

This dress sure reminds me of that surfboard.