Ladies and gentlemen, it's chocha time! Don't Show-cha Your Chocha is the premiere destination on the internet for appallingly short hemlines and the tragic neglect of pants (and sometimes underwear, oh my!). If you're a new reader, please click here to read the very first DSYC post, and if you're a veteran of Operation Chocha Freedom, please read on, and stay vigilant!
Let's kick things off with a brazenly close call:Sarah came across this picture of Mischa Barton lighting up a cigarette while lifting up her skirt hem:
Next up: Hermione, no!
Says Alicia: This makes me sad. I just think of her massive amount of fluffy hair in the first Harry Potter movie, and wonder if when she sits down, she gives a peek of "the curtains matching the drapes." Gross, I know, but that's how I think.
And Darcy found an even more incriminating shot:
She says: Emma Watson employs the famous "Awkward Tug" move to attempt to avoid showing everyone her Harry Potter.
Bridey was concerned about the "blatant promotion of chocha" going on over at a certain streetstyle photographer's blog. First there was this photo:
Fabulous reader Nikki sent in a London Fashion Week model who appears to be heeding that advice:
Michelle found a couple pics of Miley Cyrus, a repeat offender:
She says: Is it still wrong to show your chocha if you are at the ripe age of 17? I think so! At that age, your parent should not be allowing you to leave the house like this. But I guess it doesn't apply when said parent is also encouraging stripping on stage.
Speaking of repeat offenders, this picture of Sienna Miller has been featured before, but as the epitome of "Don't Show-cha Your Chocha," I feel it's prudent to post it again:
Says Liz: Frankly, I think she looks way too happy for someone that has obviously just had their trousers stolen.
Tiffany wanted to point out the dress on the left, but all of these outfits have their own chocha charm:
Here's my guess on this model's thought process, from left to right:
Pose #1: I have to physically hold down this dress to mantain my dignity. I hate my life.
Pose #2: Hey, this is kind of cute and an OK length. I look pretty cute. Go me!
Pose #3: Are you guys serious? Really? Because I'm not even gonna try with this one.
Pose #4: What time is lunch?
Brittany found an example of Vintage DSYC:
She adds that, in addition to the almost-shown chocha: This vintage advertisement is completely appalling on many levels, it's not lost on me.
Amy sent in this "Evil Monster Chocha!":
She says: It's not exactly Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, but it's certainly unsettling.
Elizabeth submitted another angle:
And finally, let's all thank the lord for the strategic placement of these feathers:
Says Beth: I'm not sure words exist for this dress, but if they did, they'd go something like "Holy shit that woman bleached her merkin & then stapled it to the outside of her dress."
On that note, please check out this "merkin bag" that reader Jessica submitted. She thought it would be a perfect safeguard for potential chocha revealing situations, and I agree.
Spot a Don't Show-cha Your Chocha moment? Send it in! daddylikeyblog@gmail.com
22 comments:
Does anyone else think it looks like something is hanging between Sienna Miller's legs? I'm not sure I even want to think about it...
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That first one made me guffaw. It looks like she's actually using her pink clutch as a chocha-indicator.
Wow, talk about vagina dentata!
Can I say, re vintage DYSC, while I don't dig the double entredre how refreshingling hourglass is sweater lady!
Frightening.. truly so, that monster. It's like a pregnant cave-toothed thing.
And the model with the "couldn't stop a pig in an alley" thighs at the end? Poor thing.
Roya
and I'm a nit-picker for metaphor, so it's
"The carpet matches the drapes."
Think about it ;) there, doesn't that make more sense?
I am actually... bizarrely smitten with the crocgina. Why? It is incredibly ugly. Why do I like ugly clothes.
The pregnant monster cave is scary enough to distract us from the chocha.
Roya
.. and since I'm a nit-picker for metaphor, it's "The carpet matches the drapes."
Doesn't that make more sense?
Oh man, you brightened up my evening! Thanks :-)
I forgot I even sent you that one!!! It was just as scary the second time I saw it. Srsly? What.the.hell.
Oh lord, that Merkin bag almost made me spit Gin & Tonic all over my computer.
And yes, Anna, I was thinking the same thing about Sienna Miller. I think we *definitely* don't want to think about it.
I had to LOL at so many of these. And btw, I think the evil monster chocha dress should only be worn by self-professed maneaters.
I so look forward to every DSYC post. I almost laughed out loud while reading in class...whoops.
Both the Emma Watson comments were genius.
I showed my roommate the t-rex crotch and her reaction was as follows: "OH my gosh. It's like your vagina's talking!"
LMAO @ "Holy shit that woman bleached her merkin & then stapled it to the outside of her dress."
Amazing. That is the funniest thing I've heard all day. It's almost funny enough to distract from the horror of the hungry croc-cha dress. Almost.
OH dear, sorry about the double post..
I'll have an Editor, please!
Roya
That Jade East is a triple hitter of offensive: racist, sexist, and lacking pants. That's pretty impressive in a terrible sort of way.
Also I really love DSYC. I even thought about submitting myself a few months ago but though better for it.
micha chocha..micha chocha..hmm
sounds like something jar jar binx would say
also, miley looks like she's about to puke everywhere in the first picture of her ...pretty sad when even the wearer is that disgusted with the chochular coverage -or lack thereof
Yikes, I can't get the image of 11-year old Emma out of my head, so those 2 shots are just frightening. Any less hemline and she'll be showing off her Chamber Of Secrets.
Sorry, couldn't resist. Prolly went too far on that one.
Anyways, thanks for another hilarious chocha themed post!
LOL! Just enjoying the show ;)
Geez, Miley!
the chick wearing tights as pants was on degrassi and is on the new 90210. let the jokes and puns commence!
also, miley cyrus makes me sadface.
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