So...I'm supposed to pay $500 for jeans that I could easily just borrow from my boyfriend after he finishes changing the oil and think I'm getting a deal?
I think I need to start selling my jeans after a day spent hauling trash and crawling around storm sewers. I could probably charge extra for the "authentic machine grease smell." I just have to remember to go topless in my promo pictures. Toplessness makes everything look sexier.
They should start advertising their kinds of jeans as "pre-worn by a real boyfriend" and list his profession as a mechanic, lumberjack, or ditch digger. It would make boyfriend jeans authentic and kind of gross at the same time.
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So...I'm supposed to pay $500 for jeans that I could easily just borrow from my boyfriend after he finishes changing the oil and think I'm getting a deal?
Is that what's supposed to happen?
More like "my boyfriend robbed a bank jeans" goodness gracious. That's rent for a month!
Boyfriend jeans are aimed at girls who don't have boyfriends to borrow jeans from. The high cost is that of deception.
That's just ridiculous.
I'd like to meet the person who actually buys that.
I think I need to start selling my jeans after a day spent hauling trash and crawling around storm sewers. I could probably charge extra for the "authentic machine grease smell." I just have to remember to go topless in my promo pictures. Toplessness makes everything look sexier.
What was I thinking, buying thrift store jeans to paint in, when I could pay 500$ for a pair of already destroyed jeans! I must be sane.
I'm with you, they suck no matter the price.
So...you bought them, right?
They should start advertising their kinds of jeans as "pre-worn by a real boyfriend" and list his profession as a mechanic, lumberjack, or ditch digger. It would make boyfriend jeans authentic and kind of gross at the same time.
I love these jeans! Wish I could afford them!
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