Friday, December 18, 2009

High Fashion Haiku!

These jeans are on sale.
They're still five-hundred dollars.
Yep, the end is near.


DSquared2 "Boyfriend" Jeans (yeah, right. My boyfriend refuses to spend more than $30 on jeans), original price: $775.00. Good god.

11 comments:

Michelle Schraudner said...

So...I'm supposed to pay $500 for jeans that I could easily just borrow from my boyfriend after he finishes changing the oil and think I'm getting a deal?

Is that what's supposed to happen?

Elizabeth Lou said...

More like "my boyfriend robbed a bank jeans" goodness gracious. That's rent for a month!

Heidi Rose said...

Boyfriend jeans are aimed at girls who don't have boyfriends to borrow jeans from. The high cost is that of deception.

Renée T. Habashy said...

That's just ridiculous.

Elizabeth said...

I'd like to meet the person who actually buys that.

Unknown said...

I think I need to start selling my jeans after a day spent hauling trash and crawling around storm sewers. I could probably charge extra for the "authentic machine grease smell." I just have to remember to go topless in my promo pictures. Toplessness makes everything look sexier.

Rosie Unknown said...

What was I thinking, buying thrift store jeans to paint in, when I could pay 500$ for a pair of already destroyed jeans! I must be sane.

Unknown said...

I'm with you, they suck no matter the price.

WendyB said...

So...you bought them, right?

GLC said...

They should start advertising their kinds of jeans as "pre-worn by a real boyfriend" and list his profession as a mechanic, lumberjack, or ditch digger. It would make boyfriend jeans authentic and kind of gross at the same time.

womens wear said...

I love these jeans! Wish I could afford them!

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