Friday, December 04, 2009

For Those Who Lack Direction

Pros of using your leggings as a map:

-Easier to fold than an actual map.

-Cheaper than a GPS system.

-If someone asks for directions, you can simply lift your leg and point.

Cons of using your leggings as a map:

-"Could you adjust your left butt cheek so I can find an alternate route into Sacramento?"

Kill City "GPS Leggings," $26 on Amazon (I might actually need to get these.)

24 comments:

Muttersome said...

I love it. My fiance is a total cartogrophile (did I just invent a word? meh) and he would think these were a.maz.ing. You should FMFFF these. I bet they all think they're awesome!

Amanda M. said...

They're putting maps on everything now. I can't help but LOOOVE it. Maybe there's a disorder to explain that.

jillian said...

is it bad that i would TOTALLY WEAR THESE?! i am a "maphead" thanks to my dear father....

Terri said...

I think those are rad! But I love weird tights and leggings in general.

Brittney said...

OH MY PERFECT bottoms to wear with my new, homemade compass necklace. Now, what do I wear for a shirt? A Thomas Guide? A You-are-here- shirt?

What Would a Nerd Wear said...

hilarious! i clearly need a pair of these.

WendyB said...

I love to be a fashionable good Samaritan: http://francisnewyork.com/blog/2009/08/good-samaritan-in-a-subway-map-dress/

Kathryn Sutton said...

AMAAAZING! I want some...

x

http://sparklesmiledance.blogspot.com

C said...

Holy balls. Those are incredible.

InnyVinny said...

This reminds me of that Francis subway map dress...that WendyB has probably already linked...

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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd she has.

DAMNIT!

natsuki said...

I have to point out the dirty jokes you could make with these leggings. I know I would be, but maybe that is just me?

Rosie Unknown said...

Think of all the possibilities for dirty jokes! I must have a pair!

Apocalypstick said...

I must buy these for Jerome.

Elizabeth said...

Genius!

Annie Spandex said...

That may or may not be a con. ;)

Peaches and Cream said...

lol! I thought I was being adventurous with my tie-dye pair I bought last week!

GLC said...

I remember a show called "The Adventures of Pete& Pete" on TV when I was a kid. It was surreal and strangely funny. One of the characters was a lunch lady with varicose veins that perfectly matched a state made of Idaho. New veins would spear if a new road was built.

So yeah, these leggins reminded me of that.

Stacey said...

Hahaha, this post made my day. Also, I would totally wear these.

Siru said...

Hilarious!

juliet xxx

xo, Alexi said...

whoa so cute!! and the pros are so true. you also don't have to worry about your map blowing off in the wind.

Anonymous said...

is there an inadvertently ask daddy likey coming up? those are awesome :)

daddylikeyblog said...

Muttersome--Great idea! Will definitely show these to the men and record their thoughts! :)

WendyB--Totally thought of you and your Francis dress when I posted this.

GLC--Oh my god, you get 50 bonus points for a mention of The Adventures of Pete and Pete!!

Anonymous--YES! I'm so sorry it's been so long, but I've been meaning to post one and I'll aim for sometime this week. Hang tight and Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey will return shortly! Thanks for asking. :)

Bekah said...

well, it would be a great way to work on your flexibility...they'd be a little inconvenient if you were actually driving though, your navigator would have to look into your crotch to figure out to take a left or a right turn at albuquerque
by the way, yet another blog makeover? I like it!

s.i. michaels said...

Duuude, nice find.

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