CROCS Islander Sandal, $49.95, nordstrom.comReally not diggin' this:
Anthropologie, $98These jeans would flatter EVERY body! Seriously, doesn't the model look comfortable?
Brown Label, $105, revolveclothing.comLooking for a modest dress to wear to church? Look no further, my friend:
$82.80, Ardenb.comGod, I wish Vera Wang would design something nice once in a while...
Vera Wang, $620, netaporter.comThis clutch costs exactly twice as much as my boyfriend's car. Yeah, that makes sense.
Bottega Veneta, $2400, Saks.com
6 comments:
crocs? cute? I know some of these are ironic but it still hasn't been made clear to me if the crocs one is.
sorry, I'm a little slow...
Love the dresses, even if the first one is so not perfect for church.
Lace-up Crocs. Christ, that's just what the world needed.
My god, I'm gonna go out and buy the crocs right now!! Debt be damned, they are just fabulous!
ok listen winona, i have to share this with someone. &the people i told were not appropriately horrified, so im hoping YOU will be:
i was in claires (dont ask, it wasnt voluntary) and i saw a pair of orange crocs with glitter splashed all over them being sold, and also a pair of orange croc FLATS with little rhinestones. !!
am i the only one who considers this to be a travesty of the highest order?
Winona,
You are lucky you don't know me, but in the 90s, I use to wear some short skirts to church. I have great legs, and I had to show them off for Jesus.
Lipstick Lady--
Don't worry, no need to have a coronary--they're all sarcastic/ironic! (Especially that crocs comment)
Mary--
If you had told me this story in person, I would have grabbed you by the shoulders and shouted, "Shut up! Seriously??" and then when you said, "Yeah, seriously," I would have gasped and asked you to describe them over and over and then dramatically gagged each time and then I would have demanded that we go to Baskin Robbins to drown our fashion sorrows in sweet, sweet saturated fat and while we were sitting there eating pralines-n-cream I would have deemed these glittery orange crocs a travesty of the highest order (that phrase exactly, actually, cuz I say that all the time).
p.s. I would totally ditch all the people you told who weren't appropriately horrified. That was a good friend test, and they failed.
Applediva--
That is probably the coolest thing I've ever heard in my whole life. I love you.
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