A chic lady tried clutching this clutch
But she found that the weight was too much
Now her back's out of whack
She switched to a small sack
But it's tough to look chic with a crutch.
But she found that the weight was too much
Now her back's out of whack
She switched to a small sack
But it's tough to look chic with a crutch.
Carlos Falchi Oversized (really? I hadn't noticed) Alligator Clutch, $7500 (does not include compensation for medical bills), BergdorfGoodman.com
19 comments:
I've never liked animal skin - real or fake. You can see the fear in the model's eyes as she tries to lift it!
- Hope finals went okay x
The clutch looks like it's about to attack her...
OMG!! This is hillarious. You are hillarious. I think I hurt myself laughing!
On that note, the humongous clutch is fugly.
Please make your haikus a regular feature. Very entertaining!
Her head is so tiny. So when I squint my eye, I can squish it in between my finagers... What is with that bag? She could almost fit a rifle in there!
That bag looks like a texas-sized makeup brush roll.
*applause*
genius!!
the bit in the middle looks like a leaf
you are a genius!
That's a clutch?! I could fit my laptop in there! Reminds me of the limericks I used to have to write in creative writing, very funny.
bahahahahhahahha. fugly and medically liable...oh the fashion industry.
loverly haiku!
'ode to the $7500 gator clutch'
errrr....LIMMERICK!
There once was a Kludge from Nantucket.
It's so big that you better just chuck it.
Even though its a Croc,
Its too pricey for Schlock.
I can trade it for a really nice Bucket
IHGP
i love limericks, but am too tired to construct a response-limerick.
The size of the clutch is only to be matched by the stupidity of the purchaser - this MUST be some designers idea of a joke
Too funny!! I love this clutch, if it were 10X smaller.
Well a plus side to the 7,500 dollar price tag and the ton it must weigh is that it's good for bludgeoning potential muggers.
The whole point of a clutch is having a small bag to stuff your necessities in for a big night out! I don't consider it a clutch if you need two hands and/or a manservant to carry it.
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