Remember me? Quick recap: I'm a beaver. I really like wood. I also really liked Yves Saint Laurent's latest collection. But who didn't?I digress.
These shoes look like they are made entirely of wood, which could make things awkward if you saw someone wearing them and just HAD to take a bite to see if they tasted as delicious as they looked, and then the person wearing them started screaming "Aaaggghhh! These are $300 shoes! Where the hell did this beaver come from??"
But I would never do that. Yessiree, you'd have to be a pretty dumb beaver to do a dumb thing like that. Pretty dumb.
Robert Clergerie Morris, $274, zappos.com
8 comments:
They kind of look like they are made of craft paper or cardboard.
Handy if you need something to wear with a garbage bag dress, I guess :)
i love woodrow!
those shoes look severely painful.
I wood never wear those. They wood be incredibly painful. And loud.
Hi Woodrow! Are those shoes really wood? Looks like a leather-covered platform to me. I haven't tasted them though.
I'm no Zoologist, but I'm not a 100% that beavers actually eat wood. ;)
long time reader first time commenter
i really love it when you do the posts with martin and woodrow. i think you should do more of them. i laughed out loud at this post
Ouchie!
Woodrow and Martin should team up for a post! Have you introduced them to each other yet, Winona?
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