Comment yesterday from reader "Bizzle":
I'm having such an awful, horrible, no good day, so it's lovely to see that you always seem to update whenever I need a hit of witty the most. Clearly someone should send Marvin over so I can bury my face in his fur and show him these these sequin-covered heels I bought at Goodwill last week.
Even though you called me "Marvin," which is a horrible, classless name, I can say with great certainty that I approve of your sequin-covered heels. Now where do I need to go for this face-in-fur action? I conditioned with sardine oil just for the occasion.