Allow me to answer that formerly rhetorical question: it's been seven months! Ah, July of '07. How innocent we were! How simple life was! In fact, the internet didn't even exist back then, so we had to play FML through an elaborate chain letter. It was an eight week process. Not that fun.
But enough about the past. Today marks the triumphant return of this popular yet elusive feature. If you've never participated in Fashion Mad Libs on Daddy Likey, and aren't really getting the self-explanatory name, then click here to read the confusing and convoluted introductory post.
I'll wait.
Done? Confused? OK, so the basic premise is this: I shamelessly steal a fashion related article from a classified source (I'm really excited about today's choice), and turn it into a Mad Libs by having you guys replace words with new ones that don't make sense, so it's funny, see? I'll give you a list of the kinds of words I need, and you give them to me in the comment section. For example, if this was the list:
1. plural noun
2. adjective
Then the first commenter would write "1. ovens" and the second commenter would write "2. bloated." Or whatever. It's molto importante (English translation: molto important) to comment in order and number your entries, or else the next commenters won't know where to start and anarchy will ensue and society will crumble. Or whatever.
In the strained words of the 8th grade softball coach who led me to a record .000 batting average, "The most important thing is to have fun!"
Here is your Mad Libs mission:
1. noun
2. plural noun
3. adjective
4. time period
5. noun
6. adjective
7. famous person
8. noun
9. noun
10. type of tool
11. adjective
12. body part
13. animal
14. noun
15. adjective
16. plural noun
17. adjective
18. adjective
19. adjective
20. verb ending in “ing”
21. adjective
22. noun
23. adjective
24. verb ending “ing”
25. adjective
33 comments:
1. Ground Beef
2. Centipedes
3. superfluous
4. The Roaring Twenties
4. nanosecond
5. coffee cup.
6. Grimy
7. Mr. Rogers
8. tower
9. Platypus
10. weed whacker
11. smelly
12.foot
13. albino peacock
14. purple polka dot bikini
15. truck-shaped
albumens
Oh, curses! My bad. That was:
16. albumens
17. merrily
18. delicious
19. Languidly
20. Invigorating
invigorating is actually an ADJECTIVE
22. stilletto
I am completely lost on the numbering as we have 2 #4s and no #21, so ...
21. amoral
23. famous
24. perspiring
25. 350 pound-
Bah humbug, obviously I need to wake up earlier if I plan on participating :)
This is brilliant, btw :) I rarely comment, but I thoroughly enjoy your blog!
So funny story....
I was out getting registered for college when I could have been playing crazy Mad Libs on Daddy Likey.
I'm pissed.
- That One Lindsay Grl
Invigorating is also a present participle, its -ing ending necessitating a direct object in the present continuous tense. The fresh air is invigorating my mind.
Although perhaps Winona wanted a gerund (a verb ending in -ing acting as a noun).
Darn it! I so wanted to get in here! Grrrr. I love this blog. Seriously. You are hilarious. I want you. Or to meet you. Whichever comes first. :)
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