Monday, March 17, 2008

Woodrow here.

Remember me? Quick recap: I'm a beaver. I really like wood. I also really liked Yves Saint Laurent's latest collection. But who didn't?

I digress.

These shoes look like they are made entirely of wood, which could make things awkward if you saw someone wearing them and just HAD to take a bite to see if they tasted as delicious as they looked, and then the person wearing them started screaming "Aaaggghhh! These are $300 shoes! Where the hell did this beaver come from??"


But I would never do that. Yessiree, you'd have to be a pretty dumb beaver to do a dumb thing like that. Pretty dumb.

Robert Clergerie Morris, $274, zappos.com

8 comments:

Jen said...

They kind of look like they are made of craft paper or cardboard.

Handy if you need something to wear with a garbage bag dress, I guess :)

Joanna Goddard said...

i love woodrow!

those shoes look severely painful.

Anonymous said...

I wood never wear those. They wood be incredibly painful. And loud.

WendyB said...

Hi Woodrow! Are those shoes really wood? Looks like a leather-covered platform to me. I haven't tasted them though.

Anonymous said...

I'm no Zoologist, but I'm not a 100% that beavers actually eat wood. ;)

jess said...

long time reader first time commenter
i really love it when you do the posts with martin and woodrow. i think you should do more of them. i laughed out loud at this post

N/OutofFashion said...

Ouchie!

Anonymous said...

Woodrow and Martin should team up for a post! Have you introduced them to each other yet, Winona?

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