Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, Volume XIV

Today is the day: it's time for another installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, also known as Proof of the Imminent Extinction of the Bottom Half of the Outfit (click here for a slightly better explanation). I've been getting tons of fantastic submissions recently, so don't fret if you don't see yours here yet--there's plenty more to come!

Let's get down to it. Reader Amber alerted me that our beloved LuLu's Fashion Lounge is shaping up to be the next Shopbop, with these two examples among many chocha-rific offenders:

Meanwhile, Thomas noticed a similar trend on Facehunter:

Homegirl's ownin' it!

Katy found this one on Bluefly:

Her reaction: If mannequins had chochas, this one would be in serious trouble.

The next two are from Aubrey:

I love this one because the model is a pro. Her face is all business. and her lower half, is...practically all business.

To be fair this one is mostly intended as a bathing suit coverup, but by the expression on her face, she appears to be wondering what her dad's going to say about the current direction of her career.

Here we have the American Apparel "Shiny Too-Short Tube Dress:"

Bridget points out: At least they admit it with this one.

From Jess: I found this red carpet picture of two of The Chaser with their partners. I'd hate to see the model wearing the shirt the girl on the left is wearing as a dress. I suppose any chocha publicity is good publicity. That's my new motto, for sure.

Rachel sent me the following delightful email and horrifying screenshot:

OK, so you may have heard of Kira Plastinina already [editor's note: I hadn't, and I kind of wish I never did], but just in case, she's a 15-year-old Russian girl whose dad is super-rich and who therefore has the wherewithal to have her own clothing line with like 50 billion retail stores. One peek at the eye-scorchingly girly website treated me to this, um, crotch curtain. (Click the photo to see it bigger, if you dare.)

Ashley saw this shot of Danity Kane in Blender magazine and instantly thought, "Don't-cha Want Chocha?"

I think some poor middle schooler is missing a major component of her school uniform now....

Keeping with the theme of pants-less singers:

Says Robin: I don’t know if its just the angle of the shot, but I have never been happier for the invention of shadows. yes, shadows were invented. I just haven't decided by who quite yet.

And finally, Jill found one of my favorite DSYC's ever:

She says: Here's an unfortunate soul who is trying very hard to protect the last shred of modesty she has. She's tugging on one edge of the dress for goodness sakes! Yet another picture on the page has her face cropped out of it. To hide her embarrassment, I think.

Keep them chochas rollin in! Email me at daddylikeyblog@gmail.com


jj said...

Hilarious, as always!

Fashion Hayley said...

Wow you have some Aussies in this mix. I love The Chaser boys (They are a comedy act...there is 4 or 5 of them in total???) Have you heard of them? Anyway I think I know that dress the girl is wearing who is with the Chaser lads, its by a Gold Coast designer called Reiss Radvanyi...I kinda wanted the dress but yeah I have always thought it was way too short.

lady coveted said...

ironically, the aa too-short dress is the longest dress of the bunch.

echidna girl said...

Notice that even the Danity Kane girls are not a happy, smilin' bunch. Now, just how humiliating does it have to get for 4 out of 5 of those girls not to show off those $10,000 veneers?

Exactly this humiliating, that's how.

soilikethelike said...

wow..that one with the lead singer of (gossip?)..makes me feel very uncomfortable..i think it goes past the don't part of the feature.

Sal said...

More of these ladies are engaging in the last-minute-yank-down than usual. Doesn't excuse them, but points for self-awareness. Or chocha awareness.

WendyB said...

I'm still aspiring to appear in this feature myself. Why did I return that Acne studded skirt? Dang!

susie_bubble said...

I have to admit that the Facehunter girls do look hot but I'm still thinking my chocha doesn't need any airing....

enc said...

They all look hot. As long as they're standing up. No bending over, no going up stairs, no sitting down, no nothing.

lisa said...

If Homegirl in the blue "dress" tilts her upper body back any further in a fit of poor posture, she'd be in serious trouble.

TheSundayBest said...

That is the worst picture of Beth Ditto I've ever seen. I'm usually all over her style. (In this case, I suppose I'd be trying to cover her. Zing! Oh my god it's only Tuesday).

Claire said...

ha, I love this feature.

LaCouturier said...

i've been eyeing that yellow dress from lulus!

but omg. kira plastina. in all honesty, i see no talent in the girl's designs. just a girl with a lotta money, thanks to her daddy.

please check out my blog, http://la-couturier.blogspot.com

la petite fashionista said...

i think your DSYC editions will never cease because people are going to continue to almost expose themselves for a long time to come haha


Blicious said...

this post just made my day!!! loved it!

Phone with a Cord said...

yeh Im all about the dropped hemline trend!

kokostiletto said...

wow those dresses from lulu's are hot! and danity kane look like a bunch of skanks - oh wait they are!

Annie said...

LOL... The Dannity Kane turtlenecks are pretty high concept. harhar

I'm loving your hair, by the way. :)

Jamila said...

Ha! I had on a DS-CYS dress this past weekend and thought of you! I knew I should have taken a pic! Lol!

Jazzy said...

I love this! My husband always says, "you would look good in something like that..but I dont want you to wear something like that" LMAO.

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Some of them are cute, like the girl in the third photo who's rockin' the outfit with the blue shoes. But if I had to wear one of these things, I would HATE it. I would have to constantly worry if my butt and cooch are visible. Not only that, but I wouldn't wear it simply for the fact that I would gain unwelcome and unwanted stares from every guy and girl.

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