Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, Volume XVII

To make up for my blogging absence, I would like to present you with a warm, heaping serving of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, the popular feature in which the diligent army of Daddy Likey readers track down and turn in the high-hemmed fashion criminals who wander the streets (aka internet) leaving little or nothing to our imaginations. (Click here for the formal intro.)

Without further ado, our first flashin' felon:

Lovely reader Anna found this one, and says: I don't know if she's leaning back or if it's the angle of the photograph that makes me think "DANGER WILL ROBINSON!"

Next up, a chocha-exposing formalwear option from Heather:

She says: I found this while I was looking through pictures of wedding dresses, yes that's right wedding dresses, it was labelled under "ball gowns"!?!

Says Elin: What's great about this little chocha number is that after a long night of boozing at the bar, you can come home in a drunken stupor and not feel bad about plowing into bed and passing out without changing your clothes because, well, you were already wearing your nightie.

Angela says, I love your blog...but now I have become a straight woman looking for chochas! It happens. Here's one she found:

I've said it a hundred times, and I'll say it again: Thank god for panties!

Next, Nancy Drew and the case of the bejeweled crotch:

A reader emailed me this photo along with the note, I'll leave it up to you, to come to a conclusion. My conclusion? WHAT THE HELL.

From Emily: So I was trolling Style.com's NYC Fashion Week pictures, and midway through the Alexander Wang show, this picture pops up:

I actually saw this, clicked forward to the next image, then realized exactly what I had just witnessed and backtracked. Is it my imagination, or can you actually...see something?

Anyway, I thought you should be notified immediately.

Editor's note: I named this jpeg "Wang Chocha," which should bring an interesting new demographic to my readership.

Libby turned in frequent offender American Apparel for its creative interpretations of a mini skirt:

She says: This is a skirt, it's obviously a skirt, it's sold as a SKIRT. Wearing this as a high waisted skirt is already risking chocha exposal, (note the models clenched thighs!), but American Apparel, of the let's-sell-socks-by-advertising-a-girl-with-no-knickers-on, obviously trying to be versatile are also trying to sell this as a dress option:

Note it's shot from above because at normal eye level you're going to get more than an eyeful! SO feel free to wear this 'dress' if you're only going to be seen from above...

From Casey:

who adds: ...but the glasses make her look smarter.

Becca found a new incarnation of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha: Don't Show-cha Your Butt-cha Through a See-Through Dress-a:

She says: Eeek...this might be a new incarnation of your famous series. But really, i mean this brand is called "Jen's Pirate Booty"? Ick...

Kirsten points out this dress, which comes with an, ummm, revealing title:

This isn't quite a chocha show sort of dress, but it is called the "Gyna" dress. Maybe it's supposed to be pronounced like "Gina" but I can't help thinking Gyno and 'giner when I see the title.

Lovely Swedish reader Josefina has some insights about this photo:

I immediately thought of you and your commendable initiative when I found this presumably very cold young lady on a street style blog. The offender is a Swedish model and tv-personality, and the picture was taken during Stockholm Fashion Week, where she won the award for Best Dressed Woman. Even though she, as you can see, is barely dressed at all.

I received this urgent telegraph from a number of readers:

A sampling of reactions:

Valentina: She's only 15! I don't understand why she couldn't even manage to pull on some leggings or tights. Flashing us some webbed crotch is better than panty crotch in my opinion.

And from Kim : When I saw this this morning on Go Fug Yourself, I knew you had to have it for your next Don't Show Your Chocha collection. The sad part is, this girl is only 15. Her name is Taylor Momsen but I don't know who she is. I'm frightened and may have to leave work for the rest of the day.

And finally, Taylor sent in this DSYC-themed t-shirt, which reads, ""With a shirt like this, who needs pants?"

Says Taylor: This is madness. It's not even a shirt disguised as a dress, this girl is just wearing no pants. Why is she so excited to be pantsless?

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