[Editor's Note: Today Martin debuts a hip new profile pic, courtesy of my brother, who must have stumbled upon everyone's favorite raccoon blogger workin' overtime at Starbucks]
This sequin jumpsuit is so shiny and silky! It looks delicious. Can I be honest right now? You won't judge me? OK, so it may sound barbaric but seriously, if I got near this jumpsuit I'd probably end up eating part of it, like maybe taking some nice big bites out of the legs -- oh...
Yves Saint Laurent Sequin Jumpsuit, $4350 (Now that's a must-have recessionista deal in this economy!), netaporter.com
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