Friday, July 31, 2009

Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!

As I mentioned last week, due to a staggering/awesome backlog of chocha sightings, I'm experimenting with making Don't Show-cha Your Chocha a more frequent feature--probably every Friday, to help you waste time at work--so here's your hearty serving of disastrously short hemlines for this week!

We'll start off the show with this submission from Dao, who sent me a worrisome email stating that the "chocha showiness has become a global epidemic:"

She says: I was shocked to see a teen magazine in Vietnam featured such a chocharific picture! It's no longer just a problem in the U.S. Other countries are catching up as well! The model actually looks really happy in the picture--she obviously did not read Daddy Likey.

Here's one from reader Elle:

The scoop: I saw this outfit from Veejay Floresca of the Philippines Project Runway finalists and said "OMG Daddy Likey!" So here it is for you.

Amelia sent in the following picture of Kate Beckinsale, titled, "Need I say more?"

No, Amelia, Kate's clenched thighs definitely say it all.

PAGING WENDYB, lover of butt bows:

Says Hailey: This dress would probably just barely cover, but even so... THE CHOCHA BOW?!?!?!

Am I the only one who gets excited when they receive an email titled, "Webbed Chocha!"?

Yeah? Oh well, thanks for the thrill, Elaine!

Jessica thought I "might appreciate this slightly different way to show-cha one's chocha:"

Definitely. Appreciated.

And finally, a few fabulous readers sent this one in:

Says Kim: This is Lisa Rinna, the one with the scary lips who used to be on a Star Trek or something and was married to that hot Harry Hamlin guy I think. The picture is from Go Fug Yourself and I'm so glad they called her on this since the woman owns a boutique!

And Erinn: One can only imagine what was going through Lisa Rinna's mind here. I'm going to assume it was along the lines of "Maybe if I wear panty hose, no one will realize this is actually a shirt!"

And Jessie: Tights are not pants. Sheer tights are REALLY not pants!

Seriously, there's no such thing as too much chocha, so keep the awesome submissions comin', and stay tuned for next week's installment!


Leanne said...

OMG, SO EXCITED for dsyc to appear more often! thanks for making me laugh!

Kitty said...

I'm still dying from the Chocha bow picture...Too funny! I'll let you know when I can breath again.

Antoinette said...

I love STARTING my Friday with DSYC. It really sets the tone for wrapping up the week. Today, esp. "webbed chocha"! ;)

Anonymous said...

Kate looks decidedly nonplussed about her chocha situation. Bet she's mentally blaming her stylist.

WendyB said...

Wait, doesn't everyone's chocha have a bow? My doctor told me it was normal!

Rosie Unknown said...

I have to disagree with a point: tights can be pants if they are opaque, or at least 95% opaque, and the shirt it long enough to cover your entire butt. Awesome post!

Dee said...

Chochas are all fine and well, but have you seen the kid standing behind Kate Beckinsale in the picture? I want to hug him.

Suzy said...

Oh god! For a second I thought Lisa Rinna was Katie Holmes! You know, since she thinks she can dance and that looks like a sexy jazz outfit...eep!

Anonymous said...

I like the creepy kid standing behind Kate Beckinsale. Completes the whole situation. If only he were holding a yellow rose...

Kate said...

Umm... where the heck was that photo of Kate Beckinsale taken!?! Not that her outfit fits in anywhere, but it certainly doesn't seem child/family friendly. Those kid's expressions are hilarious. They are the only people in the crowd looking at her. That girl is going "oh, sad... that lady forgot her pants"... and can you imagine what that chunky little redhead is thinking!?! Hahahahaha!

LDF said...

Then we all agree that the red-headed kid is the real star of this post?

Inés said...

i'm a longtime lurker here, but i love your tongue-in-cheek take on fashion!

these pictures are so absolutely hilarious. it's not really a chocha thing, but in montreal where i live you see girls that are not in yoga class or dance class that walk around with short short t-shirts walking around in leggings. that's all fine, except when they buy the wrong size and it's sheer... i did not need to know the color of your underwear!

Annie Spandex said...

Lol... the project runway one is lulzy

And the awesome ginger kid behind Kate Beckinsale steals the show!

lizzle said...

Tights are never pants. Ever.

Creepy redhead kid wins the post!

Bekah said...

ahh, after coming back from two weeks working at a camp in the middle of no where, a good chocha post is just what I need.
the redhead in the back of the kate beckinsale shot does NOT look impressed.

Anonymous said...

I'm just relieved that there are teen girl magazines in Vietnam.

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