Hi. Martin here.You guys know that if I had to list my top favorite things it would look like this:
1. Beef jerky
2. Rhinestones
So you can imagine how excited I am that a brilliant Etsy seller finally combined the two, and in the form of some flattering panties!
Yes, that's really bedazzled beef jerky. Dreams do come true.And for only $139? I've gotta start a PayPal donation account, stat!
XOXO,
Martin
"Brief Jerky," $139, here.
P.S. Wondering why a raccoon is writing a fashion blog? Click here.
P.P.S.S. Thanks, Kyle!
16 comments:
I can't believe these are real! Was the creator actually catering to Martin? :)
Those are tres sexy! I think my Pomeranian needs a pair too.
Talk about a niche market (eeeewwww!!!!)
Is it me, or is the world getting steadily weirder?
Jillian--
It's very possible!
Jessica--
Oh my gosh, definitely! I think, even in this economy, beef panties for your pomeranian are a necessary expense. Send pictures!
Princess Poochie--
I second that emotion.
Sal--
It's just you. ;)
Lol Edible Underwear: The Final Frontier.
My God....who would even think this up?
OK, this is awesome. I am tweeting this.
Have you ever tried the other edible underwear? I'm thinking this is much more palatable, especially for a dude. Except be careful not to swallow the grommets and rhinestones.
Just saying.
Our mutt in Florida, nam'o; Brown Girl,aka; Nutty Puppy, ate a LOT of glitter one Christmas. We had the most festive lawn in the neighborhood.
chicken gizzards are OK
There are so many filthy innuendo jokes you could make right now...
what gets me is the rhinestones... i would have been happy with plain beef jerky underwear.
I'm wearing a beef jerky bra right now. Come on over.
oddly, I'm feeling more optimistic about the world knowing that these exist.
i think i just puked in my mouth. LOL
Oh god.
It's...
...it's actually jerky.
I...I don't think I can see the internet anymore. I just...I can't do it.
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