Monday, July 13, 2009

Martin Meets the Sexiest Underwear Ever

Hi. Martin here.

You guys know that if I had to list my top favorite things it would look like this:

1. Beef jerky
2. Rhinestones

So you can imagine how excited I am that a brilliant Etsy seller finally combined the two, and in the form of some flattering panties!

Yes, that's really bedazzled beef jerky. Dreams do come true.

And for only $139? I've gotta start a PayPal donation account, stat!


"Brief Jerky," $139, here.

P.S. Wondering why a raccoon is writing a fashion blog? Click here.

P.P.S.S. Thanks, Kyle!


Jillian said...

I can't believe these are real! Was the creator actually catering to Martin? :)

Jesica said...

Those are tres sexy! I think my Pomeranian needs a pair too.

Poochie said...

Talk about a niche market (eeeewwww!!!!)

Anonymous said...

Is it me, or is the world getting steadily weirder?

daddylikeyblog said...

It's very possible!

Oh my gosh, definitely! I think, even in this economy, beef panties for your pomeranian are a necessary expense. Send pictures!

Princess Poochie--
I second that emotion.

It's just you. ;)

Lisa said...

Lol Edible Underwear: The Final Frontier.

Helen said...

My God....who would even think this up?

Antoinette said...

OK, this is awesome. I am tweeting this.

The Townhouselady said...

Have you ever tried the other edible underwear? I'm thinking this is much more palatable, especially for a dude. Except be careful not to swallow the grommets and rhinestones.

Just saying.

Anonymous said...

Our mutt in Florida, nam'o; Brown Girl,aka; Nutty Puppy, ate a LOT of glitter one Christmas. We had the most festive lawn in the neighborhood.

chicken gizzards are OK

pretty said...

There are so many filthy innuendo jokes you could make right now...

jennine said...

what gets me is the rhinestones... i would have been happy with plain beef jerky underwear.

WendyB said...

I'm wearing a beef jerky bra right now. Come on over.

Unknown said...

oddly, I'm feeling more optimistic about the world knowing that these exist.

Darcie said...

i think i just puked in my mouth. LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh god.

It's...'s actually jerky.

I...I don't think I can see the internet anymore. I just...I can't do it.

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