You guys know that if I had to list my top favorite things it would look like this:
1. Beef jerky
So you can imagine how excited I am that a brilliant Etsy seller finally combined the two, and in the form of some flattering panties!
Yes, that's really bedazzled beef jerky. Dreams do come true.
And for only $139? I've gotta start a PayPal donation account, stat!
"Brief Jerky," $139, here.
P.S. Wondering why a raccoon is writing a fashion blog? Click here.
P.P.S.S. Thanks, Kyle!