O! she's hangin' low-a diaper change, stat!
Rosa Cha Strapless Dress Jumpsuit, on sale for $139 (does not include baby wipes and rash cream), shopbop.com
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
High Fashion Haiku
The fabulous Miss Elle of Broke and Beautiful tweeted about this drop-crotch jumpsuit harem romper dress...thing, and I couldn't resist echoing her thoughts in haiku form:
O! she's hangin' low-
Her "dress jumpsuit" looks to need
a diaper change, stat!
Rosa Cha Strapless Dress Jumpsuit, on sale for $139 (does not include baby wipes and rash cream), shopbop.com
O! she's hangin' low-a diaper change, stat!
Rosa Cha Strapless Dress Jumpsuit, on sale for $139 (does not include baby wipes and rash cream), shopbop.com
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ha, i laughed out loud when i saw this!
Too funny!!
The model's face says it all: "Are you fucking kidding me?"
My "Romper Life" tattoo will NOT be associated with this! IT WILL NOT!
I will call it "Harem-style Pamper" instead of Romper. I feel it's like 900 times more appropriate.
hahahaha
amazing haiku
Hah! Even the model is thinking "Wow, I sure do look like a tool!"
The model looks like she feels pretty awkward and embarrassed about this.
Please, won't someone think of the models? This message brought to you by the Get Rid of Awful Jumpsuit Foundation.
Because now you can pay to always have the awkward effect of "I'm walking down the street and know my skirt is tuck between my legs".
I like jumpsuits. I occasionally like drop-crotches. But this deserves to be laughed at.
I'm going all minimalist on this one and saying: "Damn ugly."
heh. Rosa Cha Strapless Dress Jumpsuit...more like "Chocha Raw" Strapless Dress Jumpsuit.
omg that is seriously messed up!
Who buys this crap?
haha thats hilarious!
wow, seriously so so baddddd.... there just are no words for how terrible looking that is!
When mother daughter outfits go seriously wrong...
Oiiiiiiiiiii my eyes
I think we need to place the buyers of this in a special facility and have them educated on the dangers of Rompers&Jumpsuits
Haha
I wonder how much that atrocity costs...?
Fabulous! A garment that requires you to walk with your legs as far from each other as possible to prevent chronic crotch-bunching.
How does she go to the bathroom??
Ode to saggy bums:
Gathered fabric dress, I think
you are confusing.
Ummm what?
That is so true! Love the Haiku (I rhymed on purpose).
....EW!
Haha oh my gosh, I can't believe someone actually invented this.
OMG! Who does that flatter? No one!
I should leave this comment in a relevant post, but what the heck.
You look EXACTLY like supermodel Doutzen Kroes.
:) That's all.
haha! this is exactly what my bathers* look like when i come out of the water!
*cheap bathers- i didn't know that this would happen when i bought them.
Hellacious to the Gagillionth power.
Lol. That's one U-G-L-Y dress/jumpsuit!
x
this was cute, until i scrolled down.
I'm still shaking my head over this one.
HAHA ....it wuz cute from the waist up!
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