Tuesday, July 07, 2009

High Fashion Haiku

The fabulous Miss Elle of Broke and Beautiful tweeted about this drop-crotch jumpsuit harem romper dress...thing, and I couldn't resist echoing her thoughts in haiku form:

O! she's hangin' low-
Her "dress jumpsuit" looks to need
a diaper change, stat!

Rosa Cha Strapless Dress Jumpsuit, on sale for $139 (does not include baby wipes and rash cream), shopbop.com

33 comments:

Joanna Goddard said...

ha, i laughed out loud when i saw this!

Kate said...

Too funny!!

Jam said...

The model's face says it all: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Miss Elle said...

My "Romper Life" tattoo will NOT be associated with this! IT WILL NOT!

I will call it "Harem-style Pamper" instead of Romper. I feel it's like 900 times more appropriate.

Malena said...

hahahaha
amazing haiku

Amy said...

Hah! Even the model is thinking "Wow, I sure do look like a tool!"

GLC said...

The model looks like she feels pretty awkward and embarrassed about this.

Please, won't someone think of the models? This message brought to you by the Get Rid of Awful Jumpsuit Foundation.

Rosie Unknown said...

Because now you can pay to always have the awkward effect of "I'm walking down the street and know my skirt is tuck between my legs".

Katy said...

I like jumpsuits. I occasionally like drop-crotches. But this deserves to be laughed at.

WendyB said...

I'm going all minimalist on this one and saying: "Damn ugly."

mrsw said...

heh. Rosa Cha Strapless Dress Jumpsuit...more like "Chocha Raw" Strapless Dress Jumpsuit.

Pamcasso said...

omg that is seriously messed up!

Who buys this crap?

Nicci St. Bruce said...

haha thats hilarious!

FutureLint said...

wow, seriously so so baddddd.... there just are no words for how terrible looking that is!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

When mother daughter outfits go seriously wrong...

Phloem said...

Oiiiiiiiiiii my eyes
I think we need to place the buyers of this in a special facility and have them educated on the dangers of Rompers&Jumpsuits

Anonymous said...

Haha

Kitty said...

I wonder how much that atrocity costs...?

Anonymous said...

Fabulous! A garment that requires you to walk with your legs as far from each other as possible to prevent chronic crotch-bunching.

Andrea said...

How does she go to the bathroom??

TheSundayBest said...

Ode to saggy bums:
Gathered fabric dress, I think
you are confusing.

Vanessa said...

Ummm what?

Chickdowntown.com Nicole said...

That is so true! Love the Haiku (I rhymed on purpose).

Josie said...

....EW!

Anonymous said...

Haha oh my gosh, I can't believe someone actually invented this.

AlixRose said...

OMG! Who does that flatter? No one!

[a} said...

I should leave this comment in a relevant post, but what the heck.
You look EXACTLY like supermodel Doutzen Kroes.
:) That's all.

Sarah Walker said...

haha! this is exactly what my bathers* look like when i come out of the water!

*cheap bathers- i didn't know that this would happen when i bought them.

The Townhouselady said...

Hellacious to the Gagillionth power.

Ava-May Hemme said...

Lol. That's one U-G-L-Y dress/jumpsuit!
x

Amanda said...

this was cute, until i scrolled down.

echidna girl said...

I'm still shaking my head over this one.

Fit Gizmos said...

HAHA ....it wuz cute from the waist up!

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