Could something oh so beautiful be true?
Those purple beads shine like a lonely sea
That silver clasp glints like the morning dew
Of course a lowly peasant such as I
Could only dream of owning such a thing
T'would cost a mint to click the link to buy
And lord knows that I can't afford no bling
But hark! Perhaps it can still grace my wrist!
Its glory not reserved for country clubs
The price is low, I think you'll get the gist:
It's cheaper than three 12-inch Subway subs.